-in mr. paxton's algebra class-
mr. p- so let's take a break from class work
ejay- that's rightt
mr. p- so, have you guys ever buttered a toast?
everyone- *nods*
mr. p- do you realize what happens when you drop a toast?
me- you can't eat the toast?
everyone- LOL
mr. p- well, yeah. technically. but what happens?
me- iono..
mr. p- the toast always lands on the buttered side.
everyone- ...and?
mr. p- have you ever seen a cat fall?
everyone- cat's dont fall..they LAND
mr. p- yeah. good. so what happens if you butter the back of the cat and drop it?
everyone- ... -______-x
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so later on. i told my friend and she said that it's from a garfield comic...
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He took a joke from a Garfeild comic?? haha. It's funny when teachers try to be funny.
Lol, thats funny! Teachers are clueless sometimes...
LOL. The only funny part about that is the teacher telling it. =p
My socials teacher last year, Mr Lekakis, tried so hard to be the cool teacher. It didn't work very well. One day he made us copy a whole class's worth of notes on the overhead while he was trying out his jokes on us.
He told us his snail joke.
"One day, a man was watching TV. Just as he was getting into the show, he heard a knock on the door. Annoyed that he had just been so rudely interrupted, he opened the door, only to see no one around.
'I'm down here!' a small voice said. The man looked down. It was a snail. Infuriated, the man kicked the snail across the street.
5 years later, the man hears another knock on the door. He opens it. It's the snail.
'Hey, what was that for?!' the snail asked."
yeah
my teacher = loser.
My socials teacher last year, Mr Lekakis, tried so hard to be the cool teacher. It didn't work very well. One day he made us copy a whole class's worth of notes on the overhead while he was trying out his jokes on us.
He told us his snail joke.
"One day, a man was watching TV. Just as he was getting into the show, he heard a knock on the door. Annoyed that he had just been so rudely interrupted, he opened the door, only to see no one around.
'I'm down here!' a small voice said. The man looked down. It was a snail. Infuriated, the man kicked the snail across the street.
5 years later, the man hears another knock on the door. He opens it. It's the snail.
'Hey, what was that for?!' the snail asked."
yeah
my teacher = loser.
yeah, my teacher tries to be funny too... she says "worky poo" instead of "homework"
QUOTE(gigiopolis @ Dec 3 2005, 5:29 PM)
LOL. The only funny part about that is the teacher telling it. =p
My socials teacher last year, Mr Lekakis, tried so hard to be the cool teacher. It didn't work very well. One day he made us copy a whole class's worth of notes on the overhead while he was trying out his jokes on us.
He told us his snail joke.
"One day, a man was watching TV. Just as he was getting into the show, he heard a knock on the door. Annoyed that he had just been so rudely interrupted, he opened the door, only to see no one around.
'I'm down here!' a small voice said. The man looked down. It was a snail. Infuriated, the man kicked the snail across the street.
5 years later, the man hears another knock on the door. He opens it. It's the snail.
'Hey, what was that for?!' the snail asked."
yeah
my teacher = loser.
My socials teacher last year, Mr Lekakis, tried so hard to be the cool teacher. It didn't work very well. One day he made us copy a whole class's worth of notes on the overhead while he was trying out his jokes on us.
He told us his snail joke.
"One day, a man was watching TV. Just as he was getting into the show, he heard a knock on the door. Annoyed that he had just been so rudely interrupted, he opened the door, only to see no one around.
'I'm down here!' a small voice said. The man looked down. It was a snail. Infuriated, the man kicked the snail across the street.
5 years later, the man hears another knock on the door. He opens it. It's the snail.
'Hey, what was that for?!' the snail asked."
yeah
my teacher = loser.
That joke made me laugh
QUOTE(gigiopolis @ Dec 3 2005, 5:29 PM)
LOL. The only funny part about that is the teacher telling it. =p
My socials teacher last year, Mr Lekakis, tried so hard to be the cool teacher. It didn't work very well. One day he made us copy a whole class's worth of notes on the overhead while he was trying out his jokes on us.
He told us his snail joke.
"One day, a man was watching TV. Just as he was getting into the show, he heard a knock on the door. Annoyed that he had just been so rudely interrupted, he opened the door, only to see no one around.
'I'm down here!' a small voice said. The man looked down. It was a snail. Infuriated, the man kicked the snail across the street.
5 years later, the man hears another knock on the door. He opens it. It's the snail.
'Hey, what was that for?!' the snail asked."
yeah
my teacher = loser.
My socials teacher last year, Mr Lekakis, tried so hard to be the cool teacher. It didn't work very well. One day he made us copy a whole class's worth of notes on the overhead while he was trying out his jokes on us.
He told us his snail joke.
"One day, a man was watching TV. Just as he was getting into the show, he heard a knock on the door. Annoyed that he had just been so rudely interrupted, he opened the door, only to see no one around.
'I'm down here!' a small voice said. The man looked down. It was a snail. Infuriated, the man kicked the snail across the street.
5 years later, the man hears another knock on the door. He opens it. It's the snail.
'Hey, what was that for?!' the snail asked."
yeah
my teacher = loser.
LOL cute xD
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