A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5- story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

lol~

it probably was the curiosity though..
i would of done the same thing

yea.. i wulda checked to see wut was on all the floors tew

lmao
id have gone all the way up, ran all the way down, looked in all the doors, and then walked out decidin ive got better things to do LOL
-aMiT-

weee the top! haha... good joke though

lol... can't say I haven't heard that line before.

I would have stayed with the fourth floor personally.

heheh i like that. shows u how curious ppl can b these days.

lol i woulda done the same, check all the floors first

lol..

Haha.. Women these days.. Hhaha.. jokes..

I would have done the same. ;]

haha funny stuff...I woulda asked if there was a sixth floor

That's hilarious... if it was a hotel full of women I think I'da done the same thing too though.

lol they should have just stayed on the 4th floor.

there was a similar joke in CB

hmm but if there WERE ppl on the 5th floor how perfect wud they be...? lol hmm i personally think i wud just stay on the 4th floor and be happy

hahha that was really funy LMAO

LOL ya my woman is like that 2 sometimes....like when i make her mad and i say sorry 2 her and i hug her like 50 times and all she sais is, "Thats STILL not enough for me 2 forgive u NEIL!" sheesh...lol