My cousin told me this joke:
3 men walk into a cannibal forest
the cannibals find them and decide to eat them
out of mercy, they say, "If you go into the forest, get a fruit and stick it up your @$$, and not make any face at all...we'll set you free"
The first guy went into the forest and got a pineapple and stuck it up his butt REAL hard and made a face. The cannibals eat him and he goes to heaven.
The second guy goes into the forest and gets cherries, when he was about to stick it into his butt, he started laughing out of nowhere. He gets eaten and goes t heaven. When the 2nd guy met the 1st guy in heaven, the first guy asked, "Why did you laugh? you could've lived."
The second guy answers, "I saw the 3rd guy carry a watermelon."
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if you don't get it, tell me
it's not a "LMFAO THAT'S HILARIOUS! A KNEE-SLAPPER" joke. But it's a "giggle" joke.
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haha, definitely a giggle. that was cute.
le sigh.
i thought it was apples first, then cherries, then a pineapple.
makes better sense.
i thought it was apples first, then cherries, then a pineapple.
makes better sense.
thats funny.. hehe...
heheh i heard it before but its funny anyways
u got it wrong... the chief didnt TELL them that they were gonna shove it up their butts, otherwise they definately wouldnt have gotton those fruits....
besides it goes:
-bananas
-cherries
-THEN he sees the guy coming w/ the pineapple
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HERE:
3 men walk into a cannibal forest
the cannibals find them and decide to eat them
out of mercy, they say, "Go into the forest and bring back ONE fruit"
The first guy went into the forest and got a banana the chief told him to shove it up his butt and not make a face, if he can, they wont eat him. so, he shoves it up his butt and tried not to make a face, but he started to twinge. The cannibals eat him and he goes to heaven.
The second guy goes into the forest and gets cherries, when he was about to stick it into his butt, he started laughing out of nowhere. He gets eaten and goes t heaven. When the 2nd guy met the 1st guy in heaven, the first guy asked, "Why did you laugh? you could've lived."
The second guy answers, "I saw the 3rd guy coming with a pineapple!"
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theres also the (almost) same joke already... do a search next time
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...417&hl=tourists
besides it goes:
-bananas
-cherries
-THEN he sees the guy coming w/ the pineapple
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HERE:
3 men walk into a cannibal forest
the cannibals find them and decide to eat them
out of mercy, they say, "Go into the forest and bring back ONE fruit"
The first guy went into the forest and got a banana the chief told him to shove it up his butt and not make a face, if he can, they wont eat him. so, he shoves it up his butt and tried not to make a face, but he started to twinge. The cannibals eat him and he goes to heaven.
The second guy goes into the forest and gets cherries, when he was about to stick it into his butt, he started laughing out of nowhere. He gets eaten and goes t heaven. When the 2nd guy met the 1st guy in heaven, the first guy asked, "Why did you laugh? you could've lived."
The second guy answers, "I saw the 3rd guy coming with a pineapple!"
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theres also the (almost) same joke already... do a search next time
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...417&hl=tourists
QUOTE(add1cted2f1re @ Nov 21 2005, 12:19 AM)
u got it wrong... the chief didnt TELL them that they were gonna shove it up their butts, otherwise they definately wouldnt have gotton those fruits....
besides it goes:
-bananas
-cherries
-THEN he sees the guy coming w/ the pineapple
--------------------
HERE:
3 men walk into a cannibal forest
the cannibals find them and decide to eat them
out of mercy, they say, "Go into the forest and bring back ONE fruit"
The first guy went into the forest and got a banana the chief told him to shove it up his butt and not make a face, if he can, they wont eat him. so, he shoves it up his butt and tried not to make a face, but he started to twinge. The cannibals eat him and he goes to heaven.
The second guy goes into the forest and gets cherries, when he was about to stick it into his butt, he started laughing out of nowhere. He gets eaten and goes t heaven. When the 2nd guy met the 1st guy in heaven, the first guy asked, "Why did you laugh? you could've lived."
The second guy answers, "I saw the 3rd guy coming with a pineapple!"
--------------------
theres also the (almost) same joke already... do a search next time
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...417&hl=tourists
besides it goes:
-bananas
-cherries
-THEN he sees the guy coming w/ the pineapple
--------------------
HERE:
3 men walk into a cannibal forest
the cannibals find them and decide to eat them
out of mercy, they say, "Go into the forest and bring back ONE fruit"
The first guy went into the forest and got a banana the chief told him to shove it up his butt and not make a face, if he can, they wont eat him. so, he shoves it up his butt and tried not to make a face, but he started to twinge. The cannibals eat him and he goes to heaven.
The second guy goes into the forest and gets cherries, when he was about to stick it into his butt, he started laughing out of nowhere. He gets eaten and goes t heaven. When the 2nd guy met the 1st guy in heaven, the first guy asked, "Why did you laugh? you could've lived."
The second guy answers, "I saw the 3rd guy coming with a pineapple!"
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theres also the (almost) same joke already... do a search next time
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...417&hl=tourists
ooo SORRy...my cousin told me the story...so idk much and yes i shall do a search next time
aw... dont cry.. i sry! 
take a flower!
take a flower!
aww it okay 
hahah...actually that is a good one. and it ain't dirty.
lol...that deff made me laugh a lil...pretty funny 
QUOTE(dahding @ Nov 20 2005, 12:17 PM)
le sigh.
i thought it was apples first, then cherries, then a pineapple.
makes better sense.
i thought it was apples first, then cherries, then a pineapple.
makes better sense.
mine was apples, cherries then a durian.
WHICH is i think the funniest.
this is a really old joke btw
QUOTE(dahding @ Nov 21 2005, 1:17 AM)
le sigh.
i thought it was apples first, then cherries, then a pineapple.
makes better sense.
i thought it was apples first, then cherries, then a pineapple.
makes better sense.
yeah that's what i thought. and instead of one, it was 10. this is really old.
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