there are four ducks in a pond and one day they all get arrested. in court, the judge calls up the first duck and asks, "what's your name?"
the duck responds, "my name is duck."
the judge asks, "why were you arrested?"
the duck answers, "i was blowing bubbles."
the judge doesn't see why that was a crime, so he calls up the second duck and asks, "what's your name?"
the duck responds, "my name is duck duck."
the judge asks, "why were you arrested?"
the duck answers, "i was blowing bubbles."
again, the judge doesn't see what was wrong with that so he calls up the third duck and asks, "what's your name?"
the duck responds, "my name is duck duck duck."
the judge asks, "why were you arrested?"
the duck answers, "i was blowing bubbles"
the judge sighs and calls up the fourth one. "let me guess," says the judge, "your name is duck duck duck duck and you were blowing bubbles?"
the duck says, "no, my name is bubbles."