yea. you know how the bible says like, guys have one less rib and all?

well, they don't usually.

but do you know what's cool?

i have and extra rib. i think.

now: why don't i now for sure?

becasue when i was seven or eight, i had to have a chest x-ray because i had some deep cough and they wanted to see my lungs.

and i was in teh waiting room and the nurse comes and tells me to look at my x-ray, and count the ribs.

i count one side and get 12. i didn't know then, but that's how many you're supposed to have. and then she told me to count the other side. i got thirteen.

strange, i thought. i had learned to count past 12. i could count to a hundred. so a tried again.

12. 13.

i couldn't believe it. weren't they supposed to be equal? was the x-ray messed up?

the nurse and the radiologist were chuckling as i started to count a third time. yet again, 12, 13. i decided to give up and accept that i could not count.

so... yea.

anyone have an extra rib?

(i would search for extra rib, but the search would kick out rib, so i'dhave to search extra which would yeild nothing)
(no, don't put it in health it's more of an interesting thing more than a health quetsion.)
(well i think it's interesting so bugger off)
(hey wait does this make me divine?)
(i am jesus!)
(wait... jesus wasn't the one with the extra rib)
(come to think of it... adam didn't have an extra rib either... he had one less...)
(wait... i know... god can make me two women. haha)

not sure. ive never had a tests done on my chest.

HAHAHA lmao.
Dude, I think it was MEN have one LESS rib.
Right?

<<<<is an idiot.

Anyway, that's so cool that you have an extra rib. Is it shorter than the rest or the same size?

i have no idea. i was young and trying to figure out if i was counting right.

i may have actaully just not counted right, but then i don't know why the nurse would ahve asked me to count the ribs...

Hahaha, maybe she was laughing at you're young stupidity.
Nurses can be fickle, vile, mean creatures.

wow... strange thats really weird, i've never counted my ribs before and never even thought about it

No, I don't have an extra rib. But you know what's interesting? Not exactly cool, but weird: I have scoliosis. :(

I need to take a test on this.
But it really depends on if you believe in the bible or not.

or maybe ur supposed to have 13 on each side and have 1 less? which means u have one less rib. you can look at it both ways

My friend just found out she has scoliosis too.

I don't know how many ribs I have. But no, Justin dear, that does not make you Jesus. Just weird. Which we knew already.

i bet when jesus told people he was the son of god and god on earth, people laughed at him and told him he was weird too!

^ Are you suggesting you're going to have a religion where you are the worshipped?

And I don't have anything odd like that, except an extremely rare version of scoliosis.

^ are you suggesting that i'm not?


(yea that didn't make sense...)

I'm not laughing at you. And having an extra rib doesn't make you Godly, so it's hardly the same.

well here goes anyways:


i will start the religion chocolate. all members must eat chocolate every day in order to worship. members should give other members chocolate.

that is the religion, now join.

*joins the chocolate religion*



I'M CONVERTED!


(for some reason I've always wanted to say that)



Do we like, have to sacrifice caramel or something?

Is that going to be one of those things where the men covet their obese women and over feed them?

^ Wouldn't it be men and women? ^

mmm. chocolate. I'm Follower #2!

It's all scientific and you're not Jesus. You will never be one. Maybe.

*eats chocolate*
*barf*
Your chocolate stinks.

I'm your #1 Chocolate religion discriminator.

^ Course not, he's Justin.

YOU DISSED THE CHOCOLATE!

my chocolate doesn't stink. it's dark chocolate. and if you don't like it, pooh for you, go eat your purified cane sugar.

HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE CHOCOLATE!

I ate the rest of my bad of semi-sweet chocolate chips this morning. It was delightful.

Dark and semi-sweet are the best. No milk or white chocolate for me.

Spare my life for insulting the chocolate!
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Btw, does Justin name after Jesus ? Like ... Christine was named after Christ or whatever.

If so, you're God!
*praise to the lord*

*take out a pocketknife behind my back*
*run and attack you*
*AHHHHHHHH!*, God strikes me with his lighting. *thug!*

Okay, i'm wierd.

Insulting the chocolate is a very hard sin to forgive...

Honestly, it just can't be done. I have several non-denominational chocolate-worshipping friends.

NOOOOOOO! How can I be forgiven for my brutal sin that I’ve cause?

You heard her....





BURN WITH HADES!

actaully, in this religion, you get turned to chocolate in hell, and you regenerate your chocolate.

it's that way in heaven too. the difference is in hell you melt.

(justin comes from the latin word meaning fair or just. )

So, how do i go there? Kill myself? um... no. i'll automatically go to Hell first then be melt.



Tsk. I'll go to hell either way, live or be forgiven. 2 paths lean to Hade. Screw it. I'll live with my sin untill death.