17.Wear a jacket that says Bomb Squad on the back

16.Say to the person next to you "What’s that ticking sound??"

15.Ask the stewardess if you can order pizza

14.Ask the stewardess if you can have some tape and when she asks why say " its for my device"

13.Sit in the crash position and when some asks you what you are doing say, " waiting "

12.Pretend to be in a B-17 and shoot at enemy planes out your window

11.Stare at the Arabian passengers as if they are terrorists

10.Scream out " who is that on the wing " every 5 minutes

9.Bowl in the aisle

8.Have a flag football game

7.Say that your side of the plane is better than the other side and intimidate the other side

6.Say "What’s this lever for " and pull it

5.Ask the stewardess if you can walk your dog

4.Fake a heart attack repeat this every 10 minutes

3.Go to the pilot and say that guy with the machine gun looks suspicious

2.When the pilot says turn off all electrical appliances scream "How’s my bomb gonna work now?? "

1.Act out the safety instructions
0. Get into a fight with inflatable device
-1. Pass a paper around the plane that says "There’s a bomb under your seat "

hahhahahha, that is hilarous, that guy has a machine guy...LMAO! hahaha.

but does this go into the entertainment?

this is the lounge anything off topic goes.... or does it............

lol...these are very funny!

This is funny and interesting...I doubt anybody would do this...unless they have troubled minds (*don't look at me!). haha

moved. if one of the mods dont agree, they can move it back to lounge.

anyways i'll amke shure to do number 14 when im in my plane to new york HAHAHAH

haha i like the last one, lol

16 and -1 are my favourites. Haha, good list.

11.Stare at the Arabian passengers as if they are terrorists
^ Prejudice, but funny as hell.

Good work man!

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

Hahaha OMG that's so funny! I wonder if they might throw me out of the plane without a parachute if I did all of those in one flight. Lolx...

LOL... I would be hesitant to try those - what if the guy next to you is an air marshal? He'd either arrest you or shoot you in the face.

it's interesting...but i don't think anyone should try this. just because.

aww i would try them but i dont travel in airplane

haha

but -1 ?

um.. how do you number like that? lol

hahahah these r like the elevator onessss! haha

hahaha lmao i should of tried som of those wen i waz goin to dc

LOL.. I AM SO GUNNA DO SOME OF THESE WHEN I GET ON A PLANE..LOL..LOL...LMAO..DANG IT..LOL..TOO FUNNIE..

lmao! I sure have to remember this the next time I fly.

I TOLD YOU! it doesnt belong there, grave moved it for me! woo hoo, i love you grace! hahahhahaha, she proved my point.

JOSE- hahaha, thats so mean staring at someone on an airplane

i don't think anyone would do this... but its sooo jokes!

hahahaha those are hilarious!