What is the weried thing a guy has ever said to you??

will you have sex with me

Guy: "I am sexually attracted to my mother"
Me : WTF.....

i wear speedos

Hmm... I can't think of one that a guy said to me, but once a guy asked my friend, out of nowhere:

"Do you know about aluminum foil??"

My Friend:

...Yeah. It was really random and I have no idea why he asked her that...

ma best m8 is random as hell...he always weirds me out wit funny questions and comments....here are a few examples

#"do u shave ur P**sy?"
#"how long does it take a gurl to change her sanitary towel?"
#"wats ur bra size?"
#i wear a 32A bra
#i lyk da smell of ma mumz shoes

da list goes on...lol...

Weirdest thing.............

Guy: COme sit on my lap and we
ll talk about the first thing that pops up

^wow

which hole does the tampon do you put your tampon in
(we were having lunch)

Dumb Guy Who Doesn't Know Any Better: How many holes does a girl have?

that was REALLY funny

I thought so too and I wouldn't stop laughing then he said
" i was serious"

"Really?"

"No"

"Good"

"Why?"

"Cuz I'll kick your ass if you were."

hahaa..this random guy who reallyy scared me

"do you brush your teeth alot, because you have really white teeth."

and then the same guyy..

"i like your bookbag. will you trade with me?"

haha yeah. my bookbag is purplee..with my name on it. and he was dead serious too O.O lol

"will you give me hed?"
"do you masturbate?"
"have u ever had sex with a girl?"
"i think you have your period...or you're pmsing."
"will you screw me?"

high school guys are so freakin pervertededededd.

"Can girls masturbate with a tampon?"

My friends amuse me

"trombones make me horny"

"whats the difference between boxers and briefs"
me friend asked me that. i still dont know if he was serious or not (:

Me: OH GOD SORRY IF I'M CRANKY, IT'S JUST I AM PMSING
Boy: Oh it's so sure nice to hear that you;re bleeding on your vagina

um....
guy:my boobs are negative A cups.
me:...good for your sweetie.

"Girls fart?"

a guy asked my friend and i:
"what's a tampon?"

it's not stupid. well, a guy just wants to know. but i mean.. we didn't explain it to him. we just went, "uhhh err.. oops! the bell! gotta go."

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"Grow boobs."
And he said it like five times in a row. -.-

me: OW! SHIT! PAPERCUT!
Him: Aww. Do you want me to kiss your little boo-boo for you?
me: *walks away*

Well, that's the most meaningful & STRANGEST thing a guy has ever said to me, considering he was my crush.

Haha... my best friend asked me that in Junior High. I just looked at him like he was an idiot... I think he got the picture.

Okay, that's the weirdest thing I've ever heard from a guy..and I didn't even hear it.

^ Definitly new one from today, "WIll you allow us to make you our spork queen?" -_-' I'm a bit disturbed by that one.

Would you pick my boogers for me?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I can keep your mom going all night."
"Youre bitchy today. Do you have cramps in the nether region?"
"Do you keep a condom dispenser in your locker?"
"Id like to see you do a strip tease.. right now."

Guys are weird sometimes..

some have asked me how many ppl I had sex with...I HATE that shit. goys are stupid sometimez.

Guys always ask me to make out with other girls...i guess you could say thats weird, but really more annoying.

wow. My friend told me THAT. He's 2 years younger than me (he's 14) so yeah... immature...

And here's another one: "Do you wear tampons? or pads?" - same guy...

I just gave him an evil stare
Yes, Immature!!! I mean, why would you ask a girl THAT!?

Umm...
"lets have sex in the freezer"

"have you ever gotten raped by a tampon before?"
"do you want to go down the BIG BLACK HOLE?"
"i have my cat's testicles in a jar..."
"yo quiero tus gato en mis pantalones."
"so you're single? for real? don't you feel like a LONELY PIDGEON?"

boys.boys.boys.

The weirdest thing is "You better watch in the halls because if people see your butt they will faint" I'm like wtf mates.

random things...
"do you have your period"
"are you a virgin?"
"are you a lesbian?"

then there was this time when i dropped my pencil and i had to go under the table to get it. This guys was sitting across from me and when i went under the table to get it he was like
"NO you cant suck it!" my reactions ------>

" 2 heads or 2 holes?? " Oo;