Take the first annual, Choose-A-Urinal Challenge! Men should ace this test (or suffer the wrath of men everywhere)... women are on their own. But, there IS a code of the rest room that MUST be followed. The, following is the urinal configuration in a sample men's room. An X above the number will indicate "in use."


(Sample)

.....X.......X
1 2 3 4 5 6

Indicates men are at stalls 3 and 6.


You mission is to identify correctly, based on proper urinal etiquette, the stall at which you should stand. Good luck!


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Easy Section

1. Urinals 2 and 4 are occupied.

..X....X
1 2 3 4 5 6

Enter your choice here: __





The correct answer is 6. It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy instinctively knows this.



2. Urinal 1 is occupied.

X
1 2 3 4 5 6

Enter your choice here: __





The correct answer is 6. Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a greater risk of being next to someone who arrives later.


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Kind of Tricky Section

3. No urinals are occupied.


1 2 3 4 5 6


Enter your choice here: __





The correct answer is 1 or 6. By choosing one of these, you are tacitly saying, "I don't want anyone next to me."



4. Urinals 2, 4 and 6 are occupied.

...X....X....X
1 2 3 4 5 6


Enter your choice here: __





The correct answer is 1. You're stuck being next to at least ONE guy, so you minimize the impact and get a wall on your left. NEVER go between TWO guys if you can help it. Exceptions to this are stadium rest rooms where the herd thunders in.


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Subtle, Tricky, but Important to Know Section

5. Urinals 2, 5 and 6 are occupied.

.. X..... X X
1 2 3 4 5 6


Enter your choice here: __





The correct answer is 4. Believe it or not, 1 or 3 "couples" you with the guy in stall 2. And we wouldn't want THAT now, would we? This differs from question 4 in such a subtle way that the nuances cannot be explained. Suffice it to say, only we men would understand!


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VERY Tricky Indeed Section

6. Urinals 1, 2, 5 and 6 are occupied.

X X......X X
1 2 3 4 5 6


Enter your choice here: __





The answer is NONE! You go to the mirror and pretend to comb your hair or straighten a tie until the urinals "open up" a bit more. If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, for God's sake, man, use a stall with a door!


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Other Parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals:

NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep it terse and unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.

I don't think I need to tell you, but absolutely NO touching of anyone other than yourself. A touch of another's elbow is the highest offense.

NO Singing. Period.

Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see you there. I will not look again."

Who'd have thought SO much goes into a seemingly simple process?

Well it isn't much of a chellenge if you tell us the answers...

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

hahah weird thing...do guys actually do this? @_@

Why yes.
It's a rule.
" If there's space, always go one stall away from anyone.
Never look to your sides, either look up or straight forward.
If you find yourself not being able to pee, cough or make water splashy noice to get the flow going. "

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

Thank you very much for sharing this Stryker. Because of you I am one step closer to my dream of mastering the art of pissing in a urinal

dude...this is messed up! I love it!

You gave us the answer. NO FUN!! I got 100% anyways. Haha.

yea i saw some game with characters and stuff like this a few yrs back. funny stuff.

when I'm drunk, I think I go to the closest one

lol thats wierd. never thoguht of it.i alsogot it in an email but it was different

Lol, funny test.. And just because the answers are there doesn't mean you have to look at them while you're answering the question ;)
Btw, Stryker, I love the animated Calvin. So cute.

lol.. that was fun.. hope skools also got exams like this.. so every1 would get a 100% lol

Bump dat! I don't use the urinals. I use the stall!

hahaha. but when u gotta go, u gotta go, right? what then?

- Christine

I always get the first or last. I have my name printed very clearely.


Miche'ls |3i+(|-|.
Dont use.

hahaha that was very interesting

the urinals at my school bathrooms are really really low to the ground and im 5'7" i dont want to bend my knees to reach it, cause it just looks plain wierd the stalls are either occupied or really really grody...what should i do?

wow. surprisingly..i got a lot right. tee hee

i've seen this before, but i don't get the number five, why wouldn't you pick 1?

I think school bathrooms are sick. Howcome people dont flush? Think about it...how hard is it to pull a handle? Do we need a remote to do that to. Such as a remote door opener because were to lazy to pull it and poo and pee is there and toliet paper all over the floor WTF!!!

i got two wrong.. ahahahahahhaha i kind of used common sense i guess..

number 5 says you shoukldnt pick 1 or 3, because then you would be around the same guy [2].. or seomthing like that.. which he said it would be called "coupling"

THIS IS SO FUNNY!! LOLS so much for guys... all gurls have to do is get into the bathroom, dont fart while peeing, and dont clog the toilet.

ahhas even though I'm not a guy lol I got the first 4 correct they wer easy. Somehow I knew.. omg I'm not even a guy! Sometimes I follow those rules if I'm in a big public bathroom, like the theater ones cause those are big. The school ones are smal.. sheesh.. 3 bathrooms.. and the girls locker room ones have 6, but 5 is always used up so... LoL

but then you'll be next to [4] so whats the point?

i would pick 1...

haha, i aced it.

That is so stupid >_>
eh, most males are dumb...also afraid of being next to someone else who has the same "equipment" <_<