HEy guys when you get an erection how do you get rid of it?

chop it off.

^ so true. yess chop it off.

jack off.

Get someone ugly to turn that off.

hold your breath

Drink from the opposite side of a glass.

well, there are a variety ways: take a cold shower, toss some ice in your pants, masturbate, chop it off with a giant chef nice (that's always nice), uh..think of someone ugly.....yeah.

Just think.....what is grandma doing right now?

wow

Has anyone ever had gone for a physical and had a female doctor examine you. and had "one" at that time what was her reaction?

^ why are you asking multiple questions while in a topic? and stupid questions at that.

and the answer is no. besides, i see a male doctor

to get rid of an erection:
think of samara morgan, or go to a shocksite, like goatse.

what u do, is walk it off.... especialy in front of hot gurls.. u'll get so embarassed it will go away. lol.

Edit: THE HUMILIATION last forever tho.

LMFAO.

Um .. stop being horny? Or .. think of something extremely depressing or unsexy? Or um ... hit it so hard it turns numb?

ouch

smack it!! that's what i'd do to my man =P (muahahahaha)

lol. Cold water might shrink it

had a female doctor my whole life. never had a boner in front of them. i was just thinkin to myself "hurry the f**k up so i can get out of here" goin to the doctor sucks

thats not even funny or needed to be said...

well think about something else...go listen to music...get your mind off of it




lmao....i can see someone taking your advice and turning blue

I thought it was funny.

Anyways, I think cold showers work the best. I'm not exactly sure though.

^ well when your having one of those moments aka erection....heat is flowing threw the penis so when you take a cold shower your kinda like taming a tiger...you know?...well im not a penis expert, but i had to listen in sex education class

LoL chopping it off

I love Fae.

cold shower or think of Micheal Jackson

lmao thats funny...yeah i go with thats thought...think of micheal jackson

if you're not near a shower, you're kinda f**ked. just think of someone/thing who makes u feel sick

Break it off and have a piece. Or was that for a kit kat...

kit kat? HAHAHAHA.

i wasn't really trying to be funny actually, it was meant to be the kind of response people give to stup--, i mean silly questions. But it came out as funny to me so too bad. by the way, there are lot of things that aren't needed to be said, but sometimes, it's best to say them anyway. in this case, it was best to be said

p.s. i love you, too th3 hot ariel... oh and lets not forget eve... HIIIII EVE!

i was talking about that with a guy friend awhile ago, he said that that doesn't make it go away.

think of your mommy, and if it's still in that state...i can't help you

But does anyone here have a female doctor and got a boner infront of her?

i have a female doctor and its never happen.

Anyone?

I just want to know if anyone had that problem?

dont double post, u can edit them, and uhh... ok once.... i was so embarresed........ she kinda laughed and said it happens all the time and it was normal... ya i was embarressed... then from that point on i got a male doctor... never happened again... lmao michael jackson...

Anyone else

spam? well i have no idea but try to think of something gross like food or anything you can think of results may vary.

The question is, how do you get rid of an erection? Chopping it off is a perfectly acceptable answer.

Herooshima, please don't double post or make unecessary posts (Anyone else?). Thanks.

i know it is, but its not being reasonable with him down there in your pants. its easy for girls to say, but for guys cutting it off makes us useless. so we need to keep it attachted. i was saying that to her meaning that is kinda the worse way to stop a erection

ok....there's nothing funny about it....means your horny... every guy does it... it's just concidered indecent because it shows a display of effection for another person in a pretruding way... guys are able to control it more as they get older but as you hit puberity it gets a little hard to manage

Think about sports, like football for example. Always works for me...

What about the question with the doctor?

ooh, baby.

michael jackson's coming over to your place tonight, and he's excited.

well, he asked and i answered it didn't have to be a reasonable answer.. *not in the boy's forum rules*.

oh well, just don't take my suggestion.

^
I like your idea the best. Hah.

i think of my grandma

or someone i'm horribly unnattracted to.

it usually works.


...unless you're attracted to your grandma...

i have a hot female doctor lol. which sucks, but i dont get a boner still. it just...wont do that to me in that situation haha. me and Evan jr. have a bond lol.


guys, he's probably talking about in public situations.

its ok, but it kinda will suck if he listened. lmao i will feel real bad for him. your a mod and well i believe alot what you and othe mods say so idk about him

when i don't recite forum rules or do moderator actions (eg. warn, verbal warnings, edit topics.. etc), don't think of me as a mod. i'm not here to tell anyone how to think or what to believe because i'm a moderator, i rather you do those things because i make sense

in this case, i tried to make sense in saying that the question at hand is... silly. if it didn't make sense to you, think of it as a bad joke.