Allright we're going to play a little game of confessions. This was an idea Max (latinprep12) and I sort of brewed together. Heres how it goes:

For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory yada yada yada. I'm not into confessions but I think this game could be funny. Start off by stating "Forgive me cB for I have sinned" and name off a random "sin." This is for humours sake so you don't have to mention lying to your mom about your report card. Unless the truth just happens to be very funny. Next, the person after you will decide whether of not they forgive you! (sucks huh?) haha and then they will proceed to make a confession of their own. This should be fairly simple.

EXAMPLE:

Person 1: Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I fed my toe jam to the dog. Again. For the third time this week.

Person 2: You are forgiven!

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I ate eggs and onions this morning and forgot to brush my teeth.

and so on and so forth. I'll start.


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I drank a corona and didn't put in the lime.

Gasp!!! how could you...your forgiven though

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I went over my phone bill by 500 dollars and my mom is gonna kill me [figure of speech way]

Well I don't see how me forgiving you will fix your mom and her attempted murder, but I forgive you nevertheless.


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I went to a Britney Spears concert. Willingly.

Gasp!!! Britney spears? ppsshh your forgiven though...

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I bought $200 Burberry plaid shorts...I <3 burberry, but i dont know what i was thinkin

Oh thats rediculous. I can't forgive that mess.


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I ate oreos with no milk.

naw naw naw...thats 110% sin-city style....oreos and milk is like jay-z and beyonce...Not forgiven


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I gave in to temptation and replied to stupidty on hate topics....i was watching spongebob so i wasnt fully awared

Beyonce and Jay-z? hell naw with that mess everyone knows she can do better.

Kay back on topic.

yeah, I'll forgive you for the reply on the hate topic, however I'm sure there a some who won't. I have stayed far far away. The love topics are much better.



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I spent another evening planning out how to destroy Will smiths and Jada Pinketts marriage, so I can have him.

LMAO, you're forgiven.

Forgive me cB, for I have sinned. I have a huge AP World test tomorrow that I heard no one in history has ever gotten an A on, and I barely know the material.. ):

ooh...I don't know about that one. I suppose I will forgive you, but I can't make any promises about the person grading your test.



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I joined blogskins.com.

(not really, just for the game)

^ erm never heard of it so cant hold you back on it...your forgiven


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I saw Racheal Mcadams on t.v. and my girl called me and said i love you and well i said yes racheal I love you too... even though my g/f's name is nikole

oooooooh. thats baaaaaad. I'll forgive you, but I seriously doubt she will anytime soon.



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I danced around with my hair poofed out to Whitney houston hits from the 80's in the mirror with a hairbrush. *hangs head in shame*

Lmao.^ thats bad, but my sin was worse will i forgive you on one case...no more poofy hair

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I have a neighbor who has senstive ears and well i didnt know to i was singing in the showers Head Automatica - Beating Heart Baby...and well when the song was over and i was drying myself..all i heard was "my ears...my ears..what have i done to deserve this sh*t"

awww poor dude, look what you did to him you are forgiven though cuz it waskinda funny

Forgive me cb for i have sinned. I have been thinking for the past 10 minutes what the hell to write, and i came up with nothing.

Aww girl its all right you are forgiven. :D



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I woke my boyfriend up to make him tell me what he did with my ipod only to find out I had it plugged in the computer charging the whole time.

You are forgiven my child..lol..next time stop being such a diva and look

Forgive me cb for i have sinned. i just woke up and went to the refrigrator and saw the last coke well i opened it and well i read the cap and it said i won a free car...so i yelled i won and threw my arms in the air..well i didnt notice my mom who was comin towards me to hug me and well my fist kinda...eerrmm hit her and knocked her on her butt....now im punished and typing away in the dark

You're unworthy. How dare you hit your mother. I'm not forgiving your ass.




Forgive me cb, for I have sinned. I went to strip club again tonight... and I enjoyed it.

Well..it depends..were you stripping, or were you watching? Because if you were stripping, then I forgive you. Just tell me when and where lol.


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I want to go see mel strip

lol...well your so not forgived...you didnt tell me...i had to watch girls gone wild commericals while you and her were having fun

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. me and my friends were having fun in my house without my parents for a whole day and well they came home and i was in my grandma's room drunk and messed up..well she cant really see that good, but when she turned on the t.v. it was the bunny channel with naked girls on it...well i changed it fast and said it was the discovery channel and it was 2 chimpmunks mating

unforgivable. U know you like them chipmunks. I remember your confession...

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I got drunk and threw up on some guys car.

Forgiven. Kudos for throwing up in his car. :)

Forgive me cb for I have sinned. I am too awesome.
ME>YOU

Nope, cant forgive that one. CUZ ITS A LIE!!



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I went outside wearing a pink and black shirt, black pants, pink earrings, pink lipgloss and eyeshadow, with BLUE SHOES!! ooooooh noooooo!11!11

omg...your lucky the fashion police didnt stop you or arrest you..i forgive you though


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. i watched the spongebob marathon without holding his plushie in my arms and without wearing my super special sponge Pj's

HOW COULD YOU! I can never forgive you for that.



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I threw away my boyfriends geeky shirt cuz it made him look like a loser.... to bad he still hasnt noticed its gone

Omg your so not gonna be forgiven...a guy and clothes is like...like..a guy and his clothes.. i will have a bit*h fit if that was me


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I Bought oreos and was waiting for my g/f to come and eat them with me and watch the notebook will she had to finish some finals...well uumm i kinda got hungry and about time i came to my senses they were all gone..

Oh thats messed up yo. I mean...totally unforgivable. The oreos!!!


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I'm listening to Hanson and the Spice Girls on my iPod and I love it!!!

lol...i forgive you...thats terrible though

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. i took a bet that my friends made and well the bet was to stay 5 mins in a gay bar with a blindfold on...well i was wearing tight clothes too, but idk...all i know i didnt feel or walk the same after those 5 mins

oh thats just wrong. I don't know if you could even forgive yourself. Forgiven nonetheless.



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I wanted to stab 70+ people in the eye today. and they all deserved it.

forgiven



forgive me cb i told my mum i needed 60 dollahs to go to the oprah 4 skewl and then i went and bought a ekie and a afterball ticket

ooh lying about money is not okay. Shame on you. Unforgiven.


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I just...wait..I gotta go pee.

ewwww peepee...lol.your forgiven



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I told my friend it was my moms birthday today and well she was doing something with my step-dad ..well he went in there and jumped on the bed and yelled happy birthday..and well he said something poked him...idk lord whats he talking about

intresting but forgiven



i dont go 2 skul as often as it looks like i do

unforgiven, only because the way you type makes things hard to understand and I'm too lazy to decipher.



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I forgot to clean out behind my ears. lol

ewww unforgivern



forgive me cbi stole shoes from the drama department at school

Stealing is wrong. Give them back. Unforgiven til then.



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I bought an outfit, wore it, and took it back like I didn't.

almost as bad as stealing unforgiven






forgive me cb a teacher asked me asked me something and then asked me not to tell any1 and i did

unforgiven. betraying trust is just mean! u know, u dont have to post real confessions..but you do some mean things...:(




Forgive me cB I have sinned. I read the first 5 Harry Potter books and refuse to read the 6th one.

lol, You are forgiven, my dear.

Forgive me cB, for I have sinned. I am hopelessly yearning for a man who lives clear across the country!

But he's perfect.

I forgive you..feeling attracted to someone isnt always close to you, but Close to your heart

Forgive me cB, for I have sinned. i was trying to get some sleep, but was to lazy to get up and get a sleeping pill...what i did was turn on the t.v. and watched barney...i was jamming out till he sang "i love you" song, thats when i passed out

You and my daughter would get along. But you are forgiven. ;]



Forgive me Createblog, for I have sinned. I'm marrying a man nearly twice my age! =o

oohh my lord!!! your so not forgiven....well im single ....lol...i forgive you


Forgive me Createblog, for I have sinned. I took a girl out around town last night and we walked around city hall and we had fun...the thing is i didnt ask for her name last night before i took her home before curfew we were having to much fun

ooh thats bad. Not forgiven...just cuz ur too much of a pimp!!!


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a loser because he plays rpgs online.

HAHAHA. that made me laugh out loud.

anyway, you are forgiven, danielle ( that's your name right?)

Forgive me cB, I have sinned, I didn't really study for the world history test that I had today.

Gasp! jooleeah well i forgive you....but i hope the teacher does as well


Forgive me cB, I have sinned. i went into a karaoke bar last night around 12 and i went in there singing "sugar pie hunny bunch" and well alot of the drunk old ladies said they wanted to be my groupies...well i give into there powers

Edit: Max <3's His Granny Groupies

haha you are unforgiven, only because u spelled my name wrong!! (hint: read my signature ) but its okay, I change my mind, I forgive you. Just start STUDYING!!


Forgive me cB got I have sinned...I entered this topic with nothing witty or humorous to reply with.


//edit// DAMMIT max you are too fast. I dont know how I feel about u and granny groupies. I'll get back to you lol.

I forgive you, since I entered this topic not having any idea what it was

Forgive me, CB, I am now failing history, possibly precal, and i f**ked up my MCslam and band passoff. Not funny, but i'm pretty mad

Well damn. I forgive you. Now can YOU forgive you? yeah...




Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I just spilled a bowl of sunflower seed shells all over the floor and I just want to sweep them under the bad...

^
Ahhh, sorry Danelle. x[

Forgive me cB, I flicked off the orchestra "helper" today during class.

I forgive you, but no more flicking off people..keep that finger down


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. i was in the mall shopping and well some girls was smiling as me and well i blew them a kiss...the bad thing is they didnt see the pole in front of them they were cute..now they all got werid looking noses

its okay. I forgive you. For the name, and the finger. I'm sure they deserved it.




Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I'm listening to the spice girls again. And I'm singing...really loud.

julia, did she see??! i forgive you, because i hear she's a bitch

cb, forgive me for not giving alex his death cab cd for about 4 days now

(dammit that was to julia)