A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided
to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she
went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears,
took pity on her, and said,

"Look, you've got a lot to live for.
I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you
away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food
every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder
and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes, after all, what did she have to lose? That night,
The sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on,
every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit,
and they made passionate love until dawn.



Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the
captain.
'What are you doing here?' the captain asked.

She got up off the ground and explained,

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors. He's taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me."

The captain looked at her, "He sure is lady, this is the Ferry to Statin Island!"

Ha, what a tricky little sailor.

haha thats great!

lol tricky sailor guy.. poor lady

lol

Atleast someone got something good out of the deal.

hahs