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Birds and the bees, son, we need to talk
AngryBaby
post Jun 26 2005, 04:59 PM
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ever had the birds and the bees talk with ur parents?
birds and the bees=sex talk er masterbating er anything sexually

i have and it was a bad experience, i was in my room watching MTV and my pubes started to itch, sooo i scratched them. so while i was scratching :scratch: :scratch:
:scratch: my mom walks in my room. blink.gif

mom: Evan,Take out the- ohmy.gif
me: mellow.gif
mom: Leon! i think u need to talk to ur son!:my mom yells to my dad down stairs:
Dad: what!?
Me: blink.gif what! NO MOM! i was-
mom:ssh ur dad will talk to u about it wink.gif
me: omg omg omg
Dad: what are u talkin about!?
Mom: u know!
Dad:oh! Evan!
(i walk down the stairs)
me: ermm.gif yes dad?
dad: Evan u see this
( my dad was watchin My wife and Kids the episode where jr. learned about jerking off)
dad: u know what he is doing in the bathroom?
me: something....bad? _unsure.gif
dad: he is discovering himself Evan, he's learning something.
me:oh
dad: now u are discovering urself, sometimes u wont be able to control your urges,
and i can give u advice on how to control them.
me: okay i understand, mellow.gif and i walked away. :practically ran:

that was probably one of the most embarrising,uncomfortable moments in my life.
i still am mad at my mom about that. stubborn.gif
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 05:01 PM
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QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Jun 26 2005, 4:59 PM)
ever had the birds and the bees talk with ur parents?

i have and it was a bad experience, i was in my room watching MTV and my pubes started to itch, sooo i scratched them. so while i was scratching :scratch: :scratch:
:scratch: my mom walks in my room. blink.gif

mom: Evan,Take out the-  ohmy.gif
me: mellow.gif
mom: Leon! i think u need to talk to ur son!:my mom yells to my dad down stairs:
Dad: what!?
Me: blink.gif  what! NO MOM! i was-
mom:ssh ur dad will talk to u about it wink.gif
me: omg omg omg
Dad: what are u talkin about!?
Mom: u know!
Dad:oh! Evan!
(i walk down the stairs)
me: ermm.gif  yes dad?
dad: Evan u see this
( my dad was watchin My wife and Kids the episode where jr. learned about jerking off)
dad: u know what he is doing in the bathroom?
me: something....bad? _unsure.gif
dad: he is discovering himself Evan, he's learning something.
me:oh
dad: now u are discovering urself, sometimes u wont be able to control your urges,
and i can give u advice on how to control them.
me: okay i understand,  mellow.gif  and i walked away. :practically ran:

that was probably one of the most embarrising,uncomfortable moments in my life.
i still am mad at my mom about that. stubborn.gif
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Uhh thanks for sharing? And no, only in Health at school. Lol.
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 05:01 PM
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Oh, wow. I'm sorry. That must've been embarrasing.

Anyways, what's the story of the Birds and the Bees?
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 05:02 PM
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^ the sex talk with ur parents duh
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 05:03 PM
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No, they never talked to me about it.
I guess they figured I'd find out all about it my own... and they were right.
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 05:05 PM
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No. My parents never did it. I honestly don't even know how I know so much about sex. *scratches head*
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 05:33 PM
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Yeah. Why is it even called the birds and the bees? huh.gif
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post Jun 26 2005, 05:40 PM
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there are a lot of topics on this already. use the search button before you create a topic.
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 05:53 PM
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QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Jun 26 2005, 6:02 PM)
^ the sex talk with ur parents duh
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I was just asking. Jeez. There's no need to get smart with me. rolleyes.gif
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 05:57 PM
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sry wasnt tryin to give attitude that was the playful duh happy.gif

i probably should've put a smiley
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM
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There are many topics on this =/

My parents never gave me that talk.
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM
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QUOTE(caytexo @ Jun 26 2005, 4:40 PM)
there are a lot of topics on this already. use the search button before you create a topic.
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Yeah, but this is his specific account of what happened. Just because it's about the same thing doesn't mean you can't post it.

And lol about the story.
 
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^x3 Oh, it's okay. I thought that you were since, you know, you can't tell whether you're giving the other person an attitude or not by just reading it.
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 06:24 PM
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QUOTE(AkaRyux @ Jun 26 2005, 6:59 PM)
Yeah, but this is his specific account of what happened. Just because it's about the same thing doesn't mean you can't post it.

And lol about the story.
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why thank u, i luv u, exactly what i was thinking when i posted it
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 07:06 PM
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one time when i was 12, we were driving home from the mall and allova sudden, my mommy starts talking to me about sex.
it was weird and random. im glad its over -_-
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 07:12 PM
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never had it. some are fast learners :] and dont need parents help
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 07:28 PM
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I know this was a problem*snork* and you seemed to be very *snock* embarassed about it*snort* but..excuse me while I go piss myself laughing.

*10 minutes later*

Ha..Whew...wow, I would be ticked off if that happend to me. Eeesh...wow, that is...just wow*snort*

I should go.
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 07:39 PM
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lol stop laughing at me stubborn.gif laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 07:43 PM
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It's a compliment console.gif. I have embraced your life and it has affected me in a positive manner.


That, and it was a damn funny story.
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 07:58 PM
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glad to have affected ur life in a positive manner

it is a funny story, but it sure as hell wasnt funny at the moment! lol
i kinda feel like my mom did that on purpose, for a laugh.
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 07:59 PM
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She prolly did shifty.gif never know.

Imagine you doing that to your kid. (Well I guess it wouldn't be as funny for you since you had it) I dunno, I might find it funny.
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 08:01 PM
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HAHA! Yeah, I get it all the time. Everytime I go to hang out with a boy my dad tells me.. Ugh.
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 08:21 PM
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nope never got the talk. i think i gave my parents the talk hahaha jk. but yea i learned it other ways. ohmy.gif . but aha thats a cool way to get the talk.
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 08:24 PM
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my parents never gave me this talk. i had to find out by friends and such.
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 08:26 PM
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Oh man, that must suck. I hate it when parents don't let you explain.
 

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