50 Things Girls should Know about Guys, i found this interesting |
![]() ![]() |
50 Things Girls should Know about Guys, i found this interesting |
| *ranniel* |
Mar 11 2006, 12:52 AM
Post
#176
|
|
Guest |
|
|
|
|
Mar 11 2006, 12:53 AM
Post
#177
|
|
|
× Dead as Dillinger. ♥ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,528 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,615 |
All of that is very true.
I love how publicly awkward and nervous my boyfriend used to get when I'd kiss him in front of everyone. ^^ |
|
|
|
Mar 14 2006, 09:09 AM
Post
#178
|
|
![]() damn, right! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 376 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 174,547 |
Hi guys! Just thought this would belong here. I found it interesting... At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1 . If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a CLUE!!! |
|
|
|
Mar 14 2006, 11:05 PM
Post
#179
|
|
![]() daughter of sin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,702 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 386,134 |
"46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys."
No way.. ALL girls that I know talk about guys WAY more than guys talk about girls. That's why I like hanging out with guys more.. they don't spend all their time trying to find out "omgomgomg does he like.. like me or not?!?!?!??!" >.< Cheers, Taylor`` |
|
|
|
Mar 15 2006, 11:49 AM
Post
#180
|
|
![]() in the reverb chamber. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,111 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 300,308 |
Alot of those are really insulting.
But, I don't think it is supposed to be taken seriously anyways. It isn't right? Cause, if you honestly think... |
|
|
|
Mar 15 2006, 01:50 PM
Post
#181
|
|
![]() i'm maggie =] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,685 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,616 |
guys hate sluts? false. im sure lots would just love to "get some."
|
|
|
|
Mar 19 2006, 03:51 AM
Post
#182
|
|
|
Member ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 12 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 387,298 |
Also guys can talk more on the internet but less in person, so its better to ask on line then inperson
also sence im a guy, im kinda shy its hard to tell a girl how they really feel about them i missed my chance many of times and i still regret it guys hate sluts? false. im sure lots would just love to "get some." so true, my brother is 17, he its on all girls who are 14/15 who he thinks are sluts i might like to fool around n stuff but alot of guys want to be all sexual n stuff |
|
|
|
| *mipadi* |
Mar 19 2006, 04:19 PM
Post
#183
|
|
Guest |
|
|
|
|
May 7 2006, 02:55 PM
Post
#184
|
|
![]() ((starSAVER))* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 131 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 402,128 |
|
|
|
|
May 7 2006, 03:08 PM
Post
#185
|
|
![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,531 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,903 |
this was usefull
|
|
|
|
| *This Confession* |
May 7 2006, 08:53 PM
Post
#186
|
|
Guest |
hmm
i'll have to come back and read the rest. it was a little bit to long and started giving me a headache |
|
|
|
May 8 2006, 12:56 AM
Post
#187
|
|
|
Newbie ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 402,107 |
lmao, i loved that... hahaha! man, yeah, that sounds like us guys alright...
|
|
|
|
May 9 2006, 11:16 AM
Post
#188
|
|
![]() aaron stanford <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 119 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 392,304 |
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up
AMEN! |
|
|
|
May 9 2006, 01:20 PM
Post
#189
|
|
![]() Member ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 25 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 403,134 |
I'm not a guy, but all of that seemed pretty true. Cute
|
|
|
|
May 10 2006, 07:56 PM
Post
#190
|
|
![]() the name is ada. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,432 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 334,608 |
Intresting..I guess I was wrong..I don`t know everything about guys..
|
|
|
|
May 13 2006, 09:46 PM
Post
#191
|
|
![]() king sparkle star junkie~ ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 41 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 406,288 |
That's really cute. :]
Though, I showed two of my friends (that are guys) and they said that a lot of it isn't true and that the list was probably written by a girl, lmao. Oh well. Maybe it is true for some guys. |
|
|
|
May 15 2006, 01:39 PM
Post
#192
|
|
|
Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 50 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,834 |
Cute<3
|
|
|
|
Jun 9 2006, 12:57 AM
Post
#193
|
|
![]() Newbie ![]() Group: Member Posts: 9 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 299,447 |
|
|
|
|
| *Steph Chan* |
Jun 9 2006, 05:12 PM
Post
#194
|
|
Guest |
Man I have always been wondering if all that is true or not.
I'm gonna have to ask the guys I know. |
|
|
|
Jun 10 2006, 12:20 PM
Post
#195
|
|
![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 160 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 224,447 |
That is really cute!
|
|
|
|
Jun 10 2006, 02:53 PM
Post
#196
|
|
![]() Like a record, baby ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 46 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 421,415 |
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never
mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out. ahh, this one is sooo true. I did it myself once or twice and the guy I was talking to at the moment was like WHAT WHAT WHAT?????? t'was funny |
|
|
|
Jun 10 2006, 03:32 PM
Post
#197
|
|
![]() banana ham! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 665 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,050 |
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
haha awww.. |
|
|
|
Jun 25 2006, 03:35 AM
Post
#198
|
|
![]() GOLDEN. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 103 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 428,497 |
number 42 is bombbb doggity and cute, haha
|
|
|
|
Jun 25 2006, 05:52 PM
Post
#199
|
|
![]() Hello My Name Is INSERT HERE ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,321 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 394,903 |
yay for this topic.
|
|
|
|
Jun 25 2006, 09:00 PM
Post
#200
|
|
|
lx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 201 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,440 |
haha.. those all make perfect sense
|
|
|
|
![]() ![]() |