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50 Things Girls should Know about Guys, i found this interesting
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post Mar 11 2006, 12:52 AM
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QUOTE(i_liek_sushi @ Mar 11 2006, 12:30 AM) *
#1 is false

That doesn't apply to all. I do dislike sluts.
 
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post Mar 11 2006, 12:53 AM
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All of that is very true.

I love how publicly awkward and nervous my boyfriend used to get when I'd kiss him in front of everyone. ^^
 
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post Mar 14 2006, 09:09 AM
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Hi guys! Just thought this would belong here. I found it interesting...

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!

Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or
angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1 . If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as
baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give
them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as
you can - to give them a CLUE!!!
 
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post Mar 14 2006, 11:05 PM
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"46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys."

No way.. ALL girls that I know talk about guys WAY more than guys talk about girls. That's why I like hanging out with guys more.. they don't spend all their time trying to find out "omgomgomg does he like.. like me or not?!?!?!??!" >.<

Cheers,

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post Mar 15 2006, 11:49 AM
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Alot of those are really insulting.
But, I don't think it is supposed to be taken seriously anyways.
It isn't right? blink.gif
Cause, if you honestly think... laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 15 2006, 01:50 PM
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guys hate sluts? false. im sure lots would just love to "get some."
 
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post Mar 19 2006, 03:51 AM
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Also guys can talk more on the internet but less in person, so its better to ask on line then inperson

also sence im a guy, im kinda shy its hard to tell a girl how they really feel about them i missed my chance many of times and i still regret it

QUOTE(APPLEjuicex @ Mar 15 2006, 1:50 PM) *
guys hate sluts? false. im sure lots would just love to "get some."

so true, my brother is 17, he its on all girls who are 14/15 who he thinks are sluts

i might like to fool around n stuff but alot of guys want to be all sexual n stuff
 
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post Mar 19 2006, 04:19 PM
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QUOTE(APPLEjuicex @ Mar 15 2006, 1:50 PM) *
guys hate sluts? false. im sure lots would just love to "get some."

There's a difference between hanging out with a girl because you "want some", and hanging out with her because you want a relationship. That's the point that statement is trying to make.
 
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post May 7 2006, 02:55 PM
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QUOTE(osidepinay33 @ Jun 3 2005, 4:59 PM) *
aww that is oo s0o0 cute!

go figure!
very good guide!
i'll keep this in mind...
 
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post May 7 2006, 03:08 PM
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this was usefull
 
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post May 7 2006, 08:53 PM
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hmm
i'll have to come back and read the rest.
it was a little bit to long
and started giving me a headache pinch.gif
 
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post May 8 2006, 12:56 AM
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lmao, i loved that... hahaha! man, yeah, that sounds like us guys alright... tongue.gif *not being sarcastic BTW*
 
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post May 9 2006, 11:16 AM
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29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up



AMEN!
 
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post May 9 2006, 01:20 PM
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I'm not a guy, but all of that seemed pretty true. Cute tongue.gif
 
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post May 10 2006, 07:56 PM
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Intresting..I guess I was wrong..I don`t know everything about guys..
 
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post May 13 2006, 09:46 PM
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That's really cute. :]
Though, I showed two of my friends (that are guys) and they said that a lot of it isn't true and that the list was probably written by a girl, lmao.
Oh well. Maybe it is true for some guys.
 
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post May 15 2006, 01:39 PM
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Cute<3
 
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post Jun 9 2006, 12:57 AM
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QUOTE(xMiZziexKiMx @ Jun 3 2005, 11:25 PM) *
i thought guys like sluts bc a lot of guys at my school date sluts blink.gif anyways thanks for posting this up it really helps!

haha mine too.
 
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post Jun 9 2006, 05:12 PM
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Man I have always been wondering if all that is true or not.
I'm gonna have to ask the guys I know.
 
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post Jun 10 2006, 12:20 PM
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That is really cute!
 
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post Jun 10 2006, 02:53 PM
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13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never
mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.


ahh, this one is sooo true. I did it myself once or twice and the guy I was talking to at the moment was like WHAT WHAT WHAT?????? t'was funny
 
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post Jun 10 2006, 03:32 PM
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15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

haha awww..
 
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post Jun 25 2006, 03:35 AM
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number 42 is bombbb doggity and cute, haha _smile.gif
 
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post Jun 25 2006, 05:52 PM
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yay for this topic.
 
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post Jun 25 2006, 09:00 PM
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haha.. those all make perfect sense
 

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