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[brooklyneast05]

ok 's and

you can ask me and i will tell you who on cb you are most compatible with. i will look deep down into your soul and find you the perfect cb match.



love help requests:

sandy
kc
joseph
tina
diana
victoria
steven
tung
joanne
steph
gigi
brandon
tj
natalia
moni
beenly
shannon
abbey
melissa
mike
natalie
uso steph
ricky
christina
yan lin
cheyenne
emberfly
pauline
shelby
jairus

[brooklyneast05]

STEVEN:

• sandy
• jc
• spencer
• robbi

ok well steven, mr. compatibility had a real hard time coming up with people for you. there really isn't that many people here who can handle your behavior problems, but nonetheless no one is loveless in mr. compatibility's eyes.

alright, first we have robbi. you like her, you love her, you want some more of her. i can tell this by your interaction with her. i know you want that , you and everyone else on cb. what does mr.compatibilty think about this? no way jose. robbi is taken by kc. kc is a thug, straight out of compton. i don't advise you mess with that 's woman.

this is kc :
and this is you whitey:
nuff said. robbi


secondly we have mr.compatibility's alter ego jc. you guys have a long history on cb. you were the first person to piss him the f*ck off in debate. he has a special place in his heart for you . you have been kind and welcoming to that even taking him in as your black friend so that cb wouldn't think you are racist. see example here:

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could jc be perfect for you? he's over six feet, likes basketball, helps you not look like a racist, likes politics, can read. unfortunately mr. compatibility is here to tell you that this match isn't in the stars. jc is too nice for you. your favorite entertainment is to pretend you're a jerk, constantly going out of your way to act like one. he will never understand this mentality. you guys createblog philosophies will always be in conflict. p.s. houston rockets suck. jc


but to move onto someone who's views fall more in line with your own as well as one of your fellow pseudo jerks, we come to spencer. just like you, spencer is another nice guy who chooses more times than not to be unnecessarily rude. mr. compatibility definitely senses some compatibility here. i often times see you guys teaming up, whenever you are slacking, spencer will run in and pick up where you left off, as noted here. what's wrong with spencer you say? two things, A) he's engaged, and B) he's white. your interracial preference is no secret here. spencer


so instead i bring you sandy. she's asian, so that makes you compatible. yeah, that's about the only reason. mr. compatibility can't picture you two in a romantic relationship together. sandy

OK BAD NEWS GUYS, NEW INFORMATION HAS AROSE FOR ME TO BASE MY DECISIONS ON, MR. COMPATIBILITY HAS DECIDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE THAT STEVEN'S LOVE MATCH IS INCONCLUSIVE

glad everyone likes to leave me out of the loop so i look like a dumbass!

we'll be back to you steven