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what do you do if your dick is too big
KryMeARiver
post Jun 16 2008, 11:16 PM
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like it doesn't fit in any of her holes i try, she can't swallow it, she can't put it in her vag without extreme pain and forgetting shoving it up her ass

what the f**k do i do, it's really ruining my relationship
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:19 PM
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Thats easy, you titf**k her.
 
KryMeARiver
post Jun 16 2008, 11:24 PM
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she doesn't have boobs yet
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:26 PM
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Thats a bit more complicated then.

Have her stick footballs in there to widen it.
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:28 PM
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wtf i ain't chuckin footballs up her ass
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:34 PM
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Then use your fingers to widen it.
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:37 PM
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AND IF SHE FARTS
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:38 PM
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Have her do it first.
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:41 PM
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come on ovvvvver bb
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:42 PM
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ok i just got her to try to fart and she took a dump on my dick
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:43 PM
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she's illegal
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:43 PM
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DID YOU VIDEOTAPE IT
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:44 PM
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QUOTE(steven @ Jun 17 2008, 12:43 AM) *
she's illegal


no, she has her green card
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:47 PM
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Depending on the exact situation, the solution is different. I need pics of the shit on your dick.
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 12:06 AM
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Yeah, dude. Need visual proof. The mods are gay. You'll have to PM it to us. Are you Asian by the way? Just wondering. Most kids are around here.

yeah, dude. Start fisting her. Start with two fingers. Then three. THen four. Then eventually you'll get it.

It sounds to me like your f**king a 3 year old. That's not the case is it?
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 12:35 AM
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I think its a 4 year old.
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 12:39 AM
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Get another woman/girl.....guy? shifty.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 01:03 AM
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woow.

lame.
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 01:31 AM
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no wonder it won't fit in her hole
hes screwing a guy!
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 01:34 AM
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QUOTE(hollisterbabe14 @ Jun 17 2008, 01:31 AM) *
no wonder it won't fit in her hole
hes screwing a guy!

Kry is a she.
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 01:38 AM
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haha my bad
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 01:39 AM
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She is putting her dick in a little girl.
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 07:55 AM
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hahahahahahaha this topic is funny and what do u mean krymeariver is a "she" ?

does that mean she is using dildos tongue.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 12:57 PM
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No nudes
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 06:33 PM
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i can fit that in my ear



CUM f**k ME IFU WNATS
 

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