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Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 01:54 AM

I can't remember what has happened in that last two weeks or this summer, my pee is green and there is blood in my semen.

kthanksbye.

Posted by: doughnut Aug 4 2009, 02:00 AM

yellow pee? its usual.

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 02:01 AM

I meant green. I have a picture to prove it.

Posted by: doughnut Aug 4 2009, 02:10 AM

http://www.urinecolors.com/green_urine_color.php

any medication?

Posted by: serotonin Aug 4 2009, 02:14 AM

QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 01:54 AM) *
I can't remember what has happened in that last two weeks or this summer, my pee is green and there is blood in my semen.

kthanksbye.


probably the gas that some dutiful german gassed you with. go him!

Posted by: Buttsex Aug 4 2009, 04:17 AM

It's probably going to fall off.

Posted by: fire Aug 4 2009, 04:25 AM

Cancer, most definitely cancer.

There's no cure for that.

Posted by: IWontRapeYou Aug 4 2009, 04:35 AM

QUOTE(Buttsex @ Aug 4 2009, 04:17 AM) *
It's probably going to fall off.


Thats ok I doubt he would have used it much.

Posted by: -DressYourEyelids- Aug 4 2009, 07:14 AM

QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 4 2009, 05:35 AM) *
Thats ok I doubt he would have used it much.

thumbsup.gif


Posted by: ley Aug 4 2009, 09:22 AM

Sounds like the hiv.

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 10:07 AM

haha.

Needed a good laugh.

Posted by: Mikeplyts Aug 4 2009, 11:56 AM

suuuuuure

Posted by: Tomates Aug 4 2009, 12:08 PM

I did some research for you.
You might want to go to the doctor because you might have an infection, at least for the blood in the semen part. You should really get it checked because thats what about 2 resources suggested you do.

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 12:45 PM

Im never going to a doctor in my life. They play with my balls, make me cough and shove needles in me that they call immunizations but just give me the disease itself.

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Aug 4 2009, 12:48 PM

idiotic opinion to have of doctors

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 01:02 PM

Whatevs.

They just over prescribe everything. The body heals itself but if anything happens everyone is like go to the doctor go to the doctor!

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Aug 4 2009, 01:05 PM

QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Aug 4 2009, 12:48 PM) *
idiotic opinion to have of doctors


Posted by: Mikeplyts Aug 4 2009, 01:29 PM

Is it because you don't feel good when taking drugs? It's ok, little boy. console.gif

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 03:17 PM

No, I love taking drugs but it is so stupid and costs so much money.

Posted by: karmakiller Aug 4 2009, 06:04 PM

Hahaha, um... wow @ this topic.

Posted by: Teesa Aug 4 2009, 06:23 PM

QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 01:45 PM) *
Im never going to a doctor in my life. They play with my balls, make me cough and shove needles in me that they call immunizations but just give me the disease itself.


what? you silly goose. that's kind of the point of immunizations. it's not the full blown thing of course, but it helps your immune system fight and remember what's foreign boxing.gif

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 06:39 PM

I know. But apperantly my immune system isn't very strong and I got the disease. It happened to my brother to. And I knew of several people that gave their kid's immunizations when they were like two and suddenly they just stopped developing and learning and got autism.

Posted by: doughnut Aug 4 2009, 06:46 PM

so you just take random drugs, don't go to doctor, let your body heal itself although it's got weak immune system and laugh about the blood in your semen?

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 06:51 PM

I never said I took drugs. and I had a week one when I was little. Now I am as strong as an ox. But the rest is true. Its not like I could tell my parents about that last bit anyways.

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Aug 4 2009, 06:56 PM

you're weird. if i had blood in my semen i would be running to my parents asap if i were you're age. i'd be running to the doctor regardless. who the hell wants blood in their semen

Posted by: Teesa Aug 4 2009, 06:56 PM

QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 07:39 PM) *
I know. But apperantly my immune system isn't very strong and I got the disease. It happened to my brother to. And I knew of several people that gave their kid's immunizations when they were like two and suddenly they just stopped developing and learning and got autism.

:( but autism doesn't really have a clear cause, so it's kind of hard to correlate the two.

honestly though, the best thing is to see a doctor no matter how you feel about them or how uncomfortable you are. it's way better than asking any of us, who have absolutely no clue what's going on.

Posted by: IWontRapeYou Aug 4 2009, 06:59 PM

http://www.lib.uiowa.edu/haRDIN/MD/pictures22/cdc/6804_lores.jpg actully nsf anyone who doesn't want to puke.
I would run to the nearest living human if blood shot out of mine or anyone's penis.

Posted by: doughnut Aug 4 2009, 06:59 PM

and whats wrong with them squeezing your balls and making you cough. its procedure, they're just checking for abnormalities.

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Aug 4 2009, 07:02 PM

yeah for real you shouldn't be crying about that. they can do a lot worse things than squeeze your balls.

Posted by: IWontRapeYou Aug 4 2009, 07:03 PM

Wait till they stick their figure in your ass. Guys get all the good stuff.

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 07:07 PM

lol. I know. that would be hilarious if they were checking my balls and I started to "grow". Another reason I dont want to go to the doctor.

And I researched it guys. It doesnt seem like a big deal. And I "checked" yesterday to see if it was persistent and their was no blood in my semen.

Posted by: Buttsex Aug 4 2009, 07:17 PM

Good job Joseph. You just told the internet that you fapped yesterday.

Posted by: doughnut Aug 4 2009, 07:20 PM

just, next time happens dont think of it as a big deal unless it's persistent for more than say 2 days.

you seem like a wimp who can't stand doctors. be a man.

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Aug 4 2009, 07:25 PM

QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 07:07 PM) *
lol. I know. that would be hilarious if they were checking my balls and I started to "grow". Another reason I dont want to go to the doctor.



you sound really immature dude

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 07:26 PM

No, im a man because I dont go to the doctor. How is going to the doctor going to help?

if there is something wrong with me they will tell me. I already know there is something wrong with me if there is friggin blood in ma semen!

Posted by: Teesa Aug 4 2009, 07:27 PM

QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 08:26 PM) *
No, im a man because I dont go to the doctor. How is going to the doctor going to help?

if there is something wrong with me they will tell me. I already know there is something wrong with me if there is friggin blood in ma semen!


who will tell you something's wrong if you don't tell anyone?

Posted by: doughnut Aug 4 2009, 07:31 PM

they'll tell you why and what to do too. its called diagnosis.

if you doctor isnt telling you anything, but just giving you medicine, then it is your job to ask him. you have the right to know what's going on.

Posted by: Buttsex Aug 4 2009, 07:31 PM

itt stupid

Posted by: IWontRapeYou Aug 4 2009, 07:33 PM

QUOTE(Buttsex @ Aug 4 2009, 07:17 PM) *
Good job Joseph. You just told the internet that you fapped yesterday.

I fapped yesterday.

QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 07:26 PM) *
No, im a man because I dont go to the doctor. How is going to the doctor going to help?

if there is something wrong with me they will tell me. I already know there is something wrong with me if there is friggin blood in ma semen!

I know if I cry blood there's something wrong but that doesn't magically cure it. You are an idiot who thinks that just because you don't go to the doctor your better and more enlighten.

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 07:34 PM

lol... i dont have to go to the doctor if I dont want to. I have that right. That doesnt make me an idiot for not going.

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Aug 4 2009, 07:35 PM

not going to the doctor if there is something wrong with your manhood is the most unmanly thing you could possibly do



if you don't give a shit then i don't get why you even made this topic.

Posted by: IWontRapeYou Aug 4 2009, 07:36 PM

It's true. You have a right to be an idiot. Just please do not reproduce.

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 07:38 PM

QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Aug 4 2009, 07:35 PM) *
not going to the doctor if there is something wrong with your manhood is the most unmanly thing you could possibly do
if you don't give a shit then i don't get why you even made this topic.

I have no option! I cant tell my parents! I would be looked down upon in shame! And my junk is still working. I do give a crap. Im worried, but there isnt anything I can do!

Posted by: IWontRapeYou Aug 4 2009, 07:39 PM

wait didn't you say in another thread that you don't jerk it?

Posted by: Buttsex Aug 4 2009, 07:40 PM

also cocks

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Aug 4 2009, 07:40 PM

QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 07:38 PM) *
I have no option! I cant tell my parents! I would be looked down upon in shame! And my junk is still working. I do give a crap. Im worried, but there isnt anything I can do!


why would they look down on you in shame for you saying you think you have a MEDICAL PROBLEM

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 07:43 PM

There is only one way I can think of that I could find out that I have blood in my semen. If you can think of another way that doesn't involve me fapping then please tell me now.

And much sarcasm is implied.

QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 4 2009, 07:39 PM) *
wait didn't you say in another thread that you don't jerk it?


I also said that my name was joseph Cohen and that I am not a 56 year old pedophile living in my parents attic. I dont even get the basement!

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Aug 4 2009, 07:45 PM

not jacking off doesn't mean you'll never see semen until you do. your dad surely knows this as any normal man would.



maybe you're just too much of a little boy to understand any of this

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 07:48 PM

I dont get that first part. The only way for me to see my own semen is by jacking off. And no, my parents wouldnt see this as a normal thing. They would never look at me the same way if I told them. And the little boy stuff is crap.

Posted by: IWontRapeYou Aug 4 2009, 07:50 PM

Don't you have 2 older brothers? They know you fap.

Posted by: doughnut Aug 4 2009, 07:52 PM

look we arent going to help you figure out whats wrong with your penis if you aren't even going to tell your parents. shame? are you kidding? its a medical problem like jc said. im sure they'll care about you and take you to the doctor. if you insist you cant go to doctor because youre too much of a wimp (scared of getting a hard on while your doctor examines you or etc) then that's way too bad. guess you'll have to figure out a home remedy for yourself. no one here should help you if you arent even doing anything practical about it.

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 07:53 PM

No they dont know. And neither do they do it.

Let me clear some stuff up. Im not gonna afraid to go to the doctor. I just think it is usually unnecessary. Usually when I have the flu I wait for atleast a week to go to the doctor or I go if my temperature stays at 105 for a whole day which it has before. I wasnt asking for help in this thread. I was merely stating what was wrong with me.

Posted by: Teesa Aug 4 2009, 07:54 PM

QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 08:48 PM) *
I dont get that first part. The only way for me to see my own semen is by jacking off. And no, my parents wouldnt see this as a normal thing. They would never look at me the same way if I told them. And the little boy stuff is crap.


then just tell them about the green urine part instead of telling them everything. then once you're at the doctor's, you can tell him or her the whole truth. yeah, it's embarrassing, but honestly, no one cares! that's their job and they've heard so many worse things anyway. you'll be fine.

Posted by: Mikeplyts Aug 4 2009, 07:55 PM

Joseph, you lie about being 1337.

Posted by: IWontRapeYou Aug 4 2009, 07:57 PM

Everyone poops, and everyone faps. It's life.

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 07:57 PM

QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Aug 4 2009, 07:55 PM) *
Joseph, you lie about being 1337.

Who doesnt?

QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 4 2009, 07:57 PM) *
Everyone poops, and everyone faps. It's life.



I should turn that into a childrens sex ed book.

Posted by: Mikeplyts Aug 4 2009, 07:58 PM

QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 08:57 PM) *
Who doesnt?

Megan.

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Aug 4 2009, 07:59 PM

QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 07:48 PM) *
I dont get that first part. The only way for me to see my own semen is by jacking off. And no, my parents wouldnt see this as a normal thing. They would never look at me the same way if I told them. And the little boy stuff is crap.



you wouldn't have to say you jacked off. you can just say you had a wet dream. your dad would understand this considering it's completely normal and is the reaction your body would have to not jacking off. so actually saying this would probably make you look even better to your delusional parents!

i seriously don't see how your dad would look down on you. i don't get why any father would look down on his kid for such a understandable thing. you're supposed to jack off. your body wants you to so that you can get rid of old sperm. if you don't it's going to attempt to get rid of it without your help.



Posted by: Mikeplyts Aug 4 2009, 08:01 PM

Ok, can we close this now? It's too much fail.

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 08:01 PM

Do you not remember that my dad is a pastor? Having a wet dream would be an even worse excuse. Wet dream = ugly thoughts blah blah blah or whatever they call it.

Posted by: Mikeplyts Aug 4 2009, 08:02 PM

ITS GODDAMN NORMAL DOOD. He WILL understand, so man up, and stop being such a whiny little wuss.

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Aug 4 2009, 08:03 PM

QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 08:01 PM) *
Do you not remember that my dad is a pastor? Having a wet dream would be an even worse excuse. Wet dream = ugly thoughts blah blah blah or whatever they call it.


then your dad is an idiot. having a wet dream does not mean you're dreaming about sex. it's an uncontrollable and normal function of a man's body.


edit:
why do i keep misspelling your wtf

Posted by: Mikeplyts Aug 4 2009, 08:04 PM

oh, then that explains why he doesn't want to tell, he's obviously not a man.

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 08:04 PM

Look, the deal is, i dont feel like I need to go to the doctor. I appreciate your concern but its up to me in the end. Maybe I will talk to another adult about it. One in REAL LIFE.

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Aug 4 2009, 08:05 PM

OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD

Posted by: IWontRapeYou Aug 4 2009, 08:05 PM

Your the one who made the topic guy.

oh and slap your dick with the bible. See if that helps.

Posted by: Mikeplyts Aug 4 2009, 08:05 PM

it's funny how some people can be such stubborn wimps.

Posted by: doughnut Aug 4 2009, 08:06 PM

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OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD

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OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD

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OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD

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OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD

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OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD

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OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD

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OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD

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OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD


Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 08:06 PM

QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 01:54 AM) *
I can't remember what has happened in that last two weeks or this summer, my pee is green and there is blood in my semen.

kthanksbye.


^READ IT^
I didnt ask for advice. I didnt ask you if you think I should go to the doctor. I didnt ask anything.

QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Aug 4 2009, 08:05 PM) *
OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD


OK DUDE WELL YOUR THE ONE WHO BROUGHT UP THE TOPIC AND THE CONVERSATION

Posted by: Mikeplyts Aug 4 2009, 08:07 PM

Then why did you even make this topic? FAIL.

Posted by: IWontRapeYou Aug 4 2009, 08:07 PM

so you were just spamming stubborn.gif

Posted by: Buttsex Aug 4 2009, 08:07 PM

itt gay

Posted by: Mikeplyts Aug 4 2009, 08:08 PM

QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 4 2009, 09:07 PM) *
so you were just spamming stubborn.gif

yes, warn him.

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 08:08 PM

QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 4 2009, 08:07 PM) *
so you were just spamming stubborn.gif

Yes.

Who wants to see a picture of my green pee?


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Threads about blood in little boys semen turning you on?

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Aug 4 2009, 08:09 PM

QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 08:06 PM) *
OK DUDE WELL YOUR THE ONE WHO BROUGHT UP THE TOPIC AND THE CONVERSATION



bullshit. i didn't bring up the topic, you made the topic. when you post in the health forum advice is what you get. what the f*ck did you want people to say in response other than go to the doctor?

Posted by: Teesa Aug 4 2009, 08:09 PM

QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 09:06 PM) *
^READ IT^
I didnt ask for advice. I didnt ask you if you think I should go to the doctor. I didnt ask anything.
OK DUDE WELL YOUR THE ONE WHO BROUGHT UP THE TOPIC AND THE CONVERSATION



so we were all just supposed to stare at the thread and move on?

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Aug 4 2009, 08:09 PM

QUOTE(Teesa @ Aug 4 2009, 08:09 PM) *
so we were all just supposed to stare at the thread and move on?


Posted by: Mikeplyts Aug 4 2009, 08:09 PM

God, how could one person be this much of a f*g?

Posted by: Tomates Aug 4 2009, 08:09 PM

QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 02:02 PM) *
Whatevs.

They just over prescribe everything. The body heals itself but if anything happens everyone is like go to the doctor go to the doctor!

Your going to lose your penis. Then your gonna wish that you went to the doctor when you find yourself sexually frustrated penisless.

Posted by: Buttsex Aug 4 2009, 08:10 PM

Posting your urine on the internet.

Posted by: Teesa Aug 4 2009, 08:10 PM

okay, i really did feel bad for you, but i'm starting not to anymore

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 08:10 PM

QUOTE(Teesa @ Aug 4 2009, 08:09 PM) *
so we were all just supposed to stare at the thread and move on?

I was expecting either that or a crapload of bashing.

Looks like I can read the future.

Posted by: IWontRapeYou Aug 4 2009, 08:10 PM

You know I could had been looking up porn this whole time. Thanks for wasting my time.

Posted by: Teesa Aug 4 2009, 08:11 PM

QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 09:10 PM) *
I was expecting either that or a crapload of bashing.

Looks like I can read the future.


yes, because there are SO many topics here that are left without any replies

Posted by: Buttsex Aug 4 2009, 08:11 PM

QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 4 2009, 08:10 PM) *
You know I could had been looking up porn this whole time. Thanks for wasting my time.

I got the porn open in another window :D

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 08:11 PM

This is an epic thread. Could this be added under my name in the cbwiki?

http://www.cbwiki.net/
Thats a bnk... wheres cbwiki?

Posted by: karmakiller Aug 4 2009, 08:11 PM

I'm surprised that this thread has gotten to 4 pages. It is obviously a sad attempt at trolling.


JOSEPH, YOUR DICK IS GOING TO FALL OFF and then you'll make a thread here again about how you should've let the doctor fondle you.

Posted by: Mikeplyts Aug 4 2009, 08:12 PM

Finally, now we can close this pointless, idiotic topic. kthanxbai.

Posted by: Buttsex Aug 4 2009, 08:13 PM

QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 08:11 PM) *
This is an epic thread. Could this be added under my name in the cbwiki?

http://www.cbwiki.net/
Thats a bnk... wheres cbwiki?

No. Also, it is not epic.

Posted by: Mikeplyts Aug 4 2009, 08:13 PM

QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 09:11 PM) *
This is an epic thread. Could this be added under my name in the cbwiki?

http://www.cbwiki.net/
Thats a bnk... wheres cbwiki?

n*gga, it ain't epic and look in my sig dipshit. Plus, no, we will not add this to cbwiki. It's too idiotic and stupid.

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 08:13 PM

If I post a picture of me without a dick would it be considered explicity material? Because there wouldnt be anything there.

Posted by: IWontRapeYou Aug 4 2009, 08:13 PM

QUOTE(Buttsex @ Aug 4 2009, 08:11 PM) *
I got the porn open in another window :D

Oh you so talented. We should trade porn collections. eyebrowes.gif It'll be just like Pokemons but HAWT

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 08:14 PM

By the way I read this before I even posted this thread.

QUOTE
"Young men who have a single episode of bleeding that goes away on its own generally need no evaluation."

http://www.healthcentral.com/prostate/question-answer-27466-63.html


QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 4 2009, 08:13 PM) *
Oh you so talented. We should trade porn collections. eyebrowes.gif


I think I need to check if there is blood in my semen again. Only for healths sake.
wink.gif

Posted by: Mikeplyts Aug 4 2009, 08:15 PM

Why would you want to waste our time?

Posted by: karmakiller Aug 4 2009, 08:16 PM

QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Aug 4 2009, 08:12 PM) *
Finally, now we can close this pointless, idiotic topic. kthanxbai.

If it's idiotic why do you keep replying?

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Aug 4 2009, 08:16 PM

well either way i still feel bad for you for having delusional religious parents that don't understand anything

Posted by: Mikeplyts Aug 4 2009, 08:17 PM

QUOTE(karmakiller @ Aug 4 2009, 09:16 PM) *
If it's idiotic why do you keep replying?

to point how much more idiotic it is so it can be closed faster, which it still isn't.

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 08:17 PM

QUOTE(karmakiller @ Aug 4 2009, 08:16 PM) *
If it's idiotic why do you keep replying?

QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Aug 4 2009, 08:16 PM) *
well either way i still feel bad for you for having delusional religious parents that don't understand anything

I would consider them normal christian parents. Masturbating is a sin is it not?
QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Aug 4 2009, 08:17 PM) *
to point how much more idiotic it is so it can be closed faster.


Then why do you keep coming back?

Posted by: IWontRapeYou Aug 4 2009, 08:18 PM

QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Aug 4 2009, 08:16 PM) *
well either way i still feel bad for you for having delusional religious parents that don't understand anything


Yeah. Coincidentally that's the kind of home 90% of serial killers grow up in.

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Aug 4 2009, 08:18 PM

QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 08:17 PM) *
I would consider them normal christian parents. Masturbating is a sin is it not?

no, it's debatable even from a christian standpoint

Posted by: doughnut Aug 4 2009, 08:18 PM

well thanks for raising my post counts anywayss

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 08:24 PM

QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Aug 4 2009, 08:18 PM) *
no, it's debatable even from a christian standpoint

Well my parents believe it is a sin.

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Aug 4 2009, 08:25 PM

duh, that's why i said i feel bad for you

Posted by: karmakiller Aug 4 2009, 08:25 PM

Someone should close this before it becomes a debate about religion and masturbation. Joseph already got his answer... from himself of all people.

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 08:26 PM

if so many parents dont think there is anything wrong with it then why do kids always do it secretively?

Posted by: IWontRapeYou Aug 4 2009, 08:26 PM

closed

because teens don't talk about there penis with there parents...It would be like me coming home say HEY MOM I JUST HAD BUTT SEX

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Aug 4 2009, 08:27 PM

QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 08:26 PM) *
if so many parents dont think there is anything wrong with it then why do kids always do it secretively?


what do you want them to do, go out in the kitchen and do it? it's a rather private act anyway. although doing it privately doesn't mean their parents hate their guts for it.

Posted by: IWontRapeYou Aug 4 2009, 08:28 PM

fur srs ttly closing this now

NVR MIND THEN -smh-

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 08:31 PM

No thank you. I havent posted the picture of my awesome green pee yet.
I was so siked when I saw it.
I want purple pee.

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Aug 4 2009, 08:32 PM

sweet this topic got reopened

Posted by: IWontRapeYou Aug 4 2009, 08:33 PM

I know. I was like "hmmmmm I bet JCe would love this to be reopend."

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Aug 4 2009, 08:33 PM

actually i did want it to be. i was enjoying reading a topic that was actually active

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 08:34 PM

cum back in here ppl.

^pun

Posted by: IWontRapeYou Aug 4 2009, 08:43 PM

Oh, btw you can not stick your penis in me.

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 08:44 PM

I know. It just fell off.

Posted by: Buttsex Aug 4 2009, 08:50 PM

QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 4 2009, 08:26 PM) *
BUTT SEX

Sounds good

Posted by: doughnut Aug 4 2009, 09:24 PM

i had neon orange urine while i was on meds before

Posted by: Buttsex Aug 4 2009, 09:24 PM

QUOTE(doughnut @ Aug 4 2009, 09:24 PM) *
i had neon orange urine while i was on meds before

That sounds good too.

Posted by: IWontRapeYou Aug 4 2009, 09:27 PM

I have never peed anything but yellow. wtf.

Posted by: jcp Aug 4 2009, 09:32 PM

Really?

Sometimes I drink like 5 bottles of water within 30 minutes and then I get really bloated and pee for like 5 minutes and it is just pure, clear.

Posted by: IWontRapeYou Aug 4 2009, 09:35 PM

I'm lucky to drink 7 cups a week let alone a day. I am not the pinnacle of health.

Posted by: doughnut Aug 4 2009, 09:36 PM

abbey, you must have stinking breath sad.gif

Posted by: IWontRapeYou Aug 4 2009, 09:41 PM

I don't think so sad.gif I drink enough to keep away the ranky breath and shitty skin. nod.gif I should just drink a few more bottles a day lol I am actually super schizophrenic when it comes to my breath

Posted by: Buttsex Aug 5 2009, 04:41 AM

kool-aid