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 Jun 13 2009, 01:59 AM
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 Drank wit your boy  Group: Official Member Posts: 1,783 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 649,997  |
Yo go to this site and chat with a random stranger:
http://omegle.com/ Post the convos here. You: hi Stranger: Hai You: are you a male or female Stranger: Femae Stranger: Female* You: how old are you Stranger: 14. You: you ever heard of pedo bear Stranger: Yes. You: hahaha You: good cuz i think i gott exit You: goodbye You: =( You have disconnected. |
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Jun 13 2009, 02:01 AM
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 Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 7,169 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
Stranger: hello
You: sup Stranger: noffink Stranger: being on omegle, nothing to do atm Stranger: yourself? You: a broye from cb told me to come to this site You: you male or female? Stranger: male Stranger: youse? You: oh well You: then goodbye  hmm.
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Jun 13 2009, 02:03 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 2,977 Joined: Sep 2008 Member No: 683,235 |
LOL. i do this all the time.
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Jun 13 2009, 02:10 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 2,977 Joined: Sep 2008 Member No: 683,235 |
You: i love you.
Stranger: repeat! You: i You: love You: you Stranger: pardon? You: i love you. Stranger: it is funny Stranger: why you love me You: because...you are like...my angel. Stranger: your angle? Stranger: i am a devil You: oh, that works too. Stranger: peaches and cream You: you can be my peaches and cream. Stranger: sounds sweet You: iknowrite. You: so are we gonna bang or what? Stranger: you are a little foxy You: i know... Stranger: look before you leap You: don't break out your wise shit on me, prz. Stranger: of course You: of course what? You: u know engrish? Stranger: you can tell me You: ... You: ok bye. You have disconnected. =/ |
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Jun 13 2009, 02:21 AM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 16,418 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
this was mines.
Stranger: i Stranger: love Stranger: you You: pardon? Stranger: i love you. You: it is funny You: why you love me Stranger: because...you are like...my angel. You: your angle? You: i am a devil Stranger: oh, that works too. You: peaches and cream Stranger: you can be my peaches and cream. You: sounds sweet |
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Jun 13 2009, 02:33 AM
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 asdfghjkl; Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,410 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 665,416 |
Stranger: hi
You: HI Stranger: asl? You: 45 m FL You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. LMFAO. this bitch disconnected me -.- ____________________________________________________________________ You: hey Stranger: hi You: asl? Stranger: first look the picture Stranger: http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/5454/236267...64850777164.jpg You: EWW You have disconnected. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
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Jun 13 2009, 03:14 AM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 15,648 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
I love this site.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey asl? You: 3/F/cali Stranger: real age plz You: 17 Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: It's time for a revolution up in this bitch. Stranger: we'll need /b/lackup Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: Your conversational partner has disconnected. <3 my macros. |
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Jun 13 2009, 03:41 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,559 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
You: i love you
You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: do you love me too? Your conversational partner has disconnected. oh man! |
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Jun 13 2009, 04:41 AM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 15,648 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: what would you do for a klondike bar? You: I would drive to the store. Stranger: what if it was the last klondike bar... indeed the last chocolate on earth? You: I would still only drive to the store. I don't like them enough to go crazy over them. Stranger: would you shit on a homeless persons chest? You: Reminds me of some porn I saw not too long ago. Stranger: would you kill your family? You: Also reminds me of some porn I saw not too long ago. Stranger: would you wrestle a bear? You: Now I do love me some of that animal porn. Stranger: that reminds me of porn Stranger: naked bear wrastlin' You: In the ass. You: Gay bear sex is the best bear sex. Stranger: gay bear sex should be the only sex.... period You: I don't know, dog sex is pretty hot too. Stranger: but you don't get the same addrenaline rush from a docile dog ... they know you will give them treats afterwards You: I had dog sex once. True story. You: He got no treats. Stranger: I mean a bear could, quit literally rip your face off with one swipe You: Bear sex is next on my list. You: Maybe we could get some bondage up in this bitch. Stranger: I'm thinking of rats as the future of animal porn You: As long as it's rat on rat, because human on rat wouldn't turn out so well for the rat. Stranger: godam little things fit just like a condom ... then you could f*ck a bear afterwards and shit on it's chest Stranger: of course keeping the rat on the whole time You: Who needs to keep it on? Stranger: anyone of course. f*ck a rat in the morning and wear it like a trophy all day Stranger: open the mouth of the rat to pee You: I still think mice are better than rats. You: They fit tighter. Stranger: you'd have to have a micro dick for that though Stranger: I'd end up ripping one in half. You: I'm pretty sure I would rip a rat in half too. Stranger: duct tape that mother f*cker You: Unless it's one of those rats the size of a large dog. Stranger: oh yeah those are fun You: Then I'd probably only rip it a little. Stranger: f*cking jesus' You: Good plan Stranger: baby jesus, teen jesus, or adult jesus? You: All three. You: Dead jesus too Stranger: father son and a holy baby You: It has the potential to be great. Stranger: we need to make a time machine ... I need a sharpie and a he-man chalkboard You: Don't forget the paper clip. Can't Macguiver shit without a paper clip. Stranger: I thought that went without saying though. You: Well you need either a paper clip or a flux capacitor. Stranger: preferably both You: Either one will do, but the paper clip is easier to find if you don't hang around many Delorians. Stranger: that's why the delorian stopped production. flux capacitors are expensive as shit You: That and traveling through time whenever you're speeding on the interestate is a bitch. Stranger: alright now that we have everything I'll draw a penis on the he-man chalk board with the sharpie. then I'll set the paper clip on top of the he-man thingie and away we go! You: That should work. I can't see any reason why it wouldn't. Stranger: it's elemental my dear watson You have disconnected. That last line, he got it wrong. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: m or f? You: Both Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Jun 13 2009, 05:07 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,560 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 523,843 |
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: if you could chop off a leg which would it be? You: would you let me eat it when youre done? You: hello? Stranger: hi You: I'm very hungry here Stranger: I can only say that you are abnormal You: YOU'RE A COMPUTER I KNEW IT! Stranger: NO, Stranger: i'm from china You: THATS WHAT A COMPUTER WOULD SAY! You: THEY MAKE COMPUTERS IN CHINA! You: ergo COMPUTER! Stranger: I am a person, not a computer You: PROVE IT Stranger: .. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: why does my cheese smell funny? Stranger: because bacteria are decomposing it You: i licked it and now my tongue is numb You: FIXIT Stranger: enjoy your death Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Jun 13 2009, 05:29 AM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 15,648 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(fire @ Jun 13 2009, 05:07 AM)  You: keso? Queso, get it right. |
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Jun 13 2009, 05:56 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,560 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 523,843 |
lawls, now you look like a fools
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Jun 13 2009, 03:12 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 485,651 |
Stranger: hi
You: hi Stranger: where r u come from? You: america Stranger: I came from Taiwan You: I see Stranger: how r u today? You: I'm ok You: Star Wars <3 Stranger: ? Stranger: which area you live in USA? You: near the ocean Stranger: hum... Stranger: which drama or film do you like? You: Star Wars You: Do you not know how to read? Stranger: perhaps, I'm not use to read english book You: What does an english book have to do with anything? You: We ain't in school dude You: >.> Stranger: I'm not dude, and I don't understand what you say You: So you a broad? You: alright...sry for the mistake You: So what kind of shit goes down in Taiwan? Stranger: okay, I don't like your word, you have your own problem but I don't care Stranger: have a nice day Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: Ni hao Stranger: ni hao You: Guten tag You: Jambo Stranger: bom jour You: Buon giorno Stranger: oh You: Czesc You: Zdravstvuite Stranger: arigaddo You: Al Salaam a' alaykum You: Annyong ha shimnikka Stranger: jerusalem You: Konichiwa Stranger: shut up You: Bonjour Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Jun 13 2009, 03:29 PM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,553 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello Stranger: Hello there *Shnarf shnarf* You: How are you doing? Stranger: I'm fine, u? *Shnarf shnarf* You: im great! i just have a cold Stranger: Aah, that sucks=/ *Shnarf shnarf* You: yeah, im tempted to take a nap Stranger: You should do that ye^^ *Shnarf shnarf* You: I just hate sleeping during the day Stranger: It's already night over here *Shnarf shnarf* You: Oh where are you at? Stranger: Netherlands ^^ *Shnarf shnarf* You: Oh fun :D Im waiting for them to get butthurt as to why im not saying anything about their *Shnarf shnarf* edit// Stranger: ^^ *Shnarf shnarf* Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Jun 13 2009, 03:34 PM
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 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,932 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
Stranger: have you got a msn ?
You: no :[ i'm on vacation from singapore You: where are you from Stranger: turkey You: oh? You: thats kinda kinky Stranger: :) Stranger: can you show me your photo ? You: hmm You: let me find one Stranger: ok :) You: http://i40.tinypic.com/4l4yt.jpg You: *blush* Stranger: what the hell is that :D You: i'm in the middle :[ You: i lost weight now though Stranger: you're f right? You: yes You: oh shit did i link the wrong thing? Stranger: yes You: oh You: my bad :( You: forgive me You: http://i39.tinypic.com/6gvi2o.jpg Stranger: no problem Stranger: shit You: i do that You: a lot Stranger: what the hell is :@ You: it's me ona sunday afternoon You: i have good aim Stranger: f*ck you Stranger: bitch You: .... Stranger: http://i39.tinypic.com/6gvi2o.jpg what the hell is that bitch You: why are you so mean You: im going to tell my girlfriend You: and she'll tell you what's up You: she's almost done downstairs if you know what i mean You: shes mad at me because i didnt shave all the way though :x Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ni hao You: :] Stranger: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Jun 13 2009, 05:32 PM
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 the name's mario Group: Official Member Posts: 1,311 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 656,520 |
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: sup You: sup You: hola You: are you there pendejo! Stranger: what? Stranger: no spanish, sorry You: who r u You: answer me!! You: i command you! Stranger: who i am? Stranger: well Stranger: im a little drunk Stranger: thats who i am Stranger: and you? You: i am on dope ! :D Stranger: that kinda sucks You: so.. asl Stranger: no illegal drugs here You: oh noo... Stranger: 22 m germany You: they're not illegal Stranger: do you like lady gaga? You: they're medical drugs You: i just take alot :P You: and no.. Stranger: well Stranger: then u suck Stranger: sorry Stranger: lady gaga Stranger: gonna rule the world one day You: f*ck ya!! bitch You: ill f*ck her before she does Stranger: i wanna see that Stranger: :) Stranger: so where u from? You: i'll give her to you after im done.. You: but it'll take a while Stranger: thats kind of u Stranger: 1-2 min? You: that hoe likes all of this You: hell no.. You: that hoe likes it rough!! You: prob. more than an hour Stranger: u sure? You: chyeahh.. Stranger: i dont think so Stranger: i think shes a virgin Stranger: btw You: haha.. Stranger: i know that she is You: that what every girl sayss Stranger: and Stranger: lets stop this chat, women are around who read this -_- Your conversational partner has disconnected. haha :D |
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Jun 13 2009, 05:44 PM
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 Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 6,610 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
Stranger: hiii
You: male or female Stranger: female Stranger: u You: I used to be a man Stranger: age? You: 47 You: u Your conversational partner has disconnected. Hoes can be so harless sometimes. QUOTE(kryogenix @ Jun 13 2009, 03:34 PM) Stranger: have you got a msn ? You: no :[ i'm on vacation from singapore You: where are you from Stranger: turkey You: oh? You: thats kinda kinky Stranger: :) Stranger: can you show me your photo ? You: hmm You: let me find one Stranger: ok :) You: http://i40.tinypic.com/4l4yt.jpg You: *blush* Stranger: what the hell is that :D You: i'm in the middle :[ You: i lost weight now though Stranger: you're f right? You: yes You: oh shit did i link the wrong thing? Stranger: yes You: oh You: my bad :( You: forgive me You: http://i39.tinypic.com/6gvi2o.jpg Stranger: no problem Stranger: shit You: i do that You: a lot Stranger: what the hell is :@ You: it's me ona sunday afternoon You: i have good aim Stranger: f*ck you Stranger: bitch You: .... Stranger: http://i39.tinypic.com/6gvi2o.jpg what the hell is that bitch You: why are you so mean You: im going to tell my girlfriend You: and she'll tell you what's up You: she's almost done downstairs if you know what i mean You: shes mad at me because i didnt shave all the way though :x Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ni hao You: :] Stranger: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected.  |
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Jun 13 2009, 05:57 PM
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Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,553 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi asl You: 19/f/il you? Stranger: 16 f uk You: how are you? Stranger: great thankss :) u? You: im sick in bed for today You: :( Stranger: awwh bless u Stranger: whats up? You: im watching star trek currently. how about you? Stranger: watching a comedy night on channel 4 lol You: that sounds cool. man my throat is killing me Stranger: lol mine is off laughing! u got a cold like? You: Yes :( Stranger: awwh Stranger: whats the weather like where u are lol You: its hot as hell currently lol Stranger: lucky bugga You: is it cold over there You: ? so far we are having a normal conversation |
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Jun 13 2009, 05:59 PM
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Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 6,610 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey You: can I put it in your butt Stranger: not unless you want a smackh in the face You: It will only be for a second I swear Stranger: you like putting your cock in guys butts? You: who doesn't? Stranger: me You: YOU FREAK You have disconnected. Stranger: hey You: I want to butter your biscuit Stranger: looooooooooool Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Jun 13 2009, 06:06 PM
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 poison Group: Official Member Posts: 5,079 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
You: hi
Stranger: hey You: sup Stranger: asl You: 15 male florida you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Jun 13 2009, 06:22 PM
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Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 6,610 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hii You: male or female Stranger: female Stranger: u You: Who the f*ck let you out of the kitchen hoe? Stranger: :Dlol You: Make me sandwich Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Jun 13 2009, 06:50 PM
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 kthxbai Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,829 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 621,203 |
You: Why didn't you call me last night?
Stranger: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. I think I scared him  edit: Stranger: hi, i am 18 male looking for another male You: that's disturbing Stranger: so f*ck you You: you wish Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Jun 13 2009, 07:08 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,984 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 667,832 |
Lol he was nice too (we all know that im not really a 15 year old asaim american boy)
2470 users onlineConnecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi Stranger: 你好 Stranger: how are u? You: terrific you? Stranger: You come from Stranger: Taiwan Stranger: and u? You: america Stranger: lol You: Taiwan is pretty :D like you Stranger: Thanks Stranger: 18 years old Stranger: and u? You: 15 Stranger: m / f You: male Stranger: wow Stranger: me too Stranger: ^^ Stranger: The US is very big Stranger: Taiwan is very small You: Lol Stranger: haha You: well U.s is also big for something else :p Stranger: Has the girlfriend Stranger: Has the girlfriend? You: lucky You: nope Stranger: so .. Stranger: me too You: single? Stranger: Comes this to look for the girlfriend You: i come to look for a boyfriend Im Japanese american <3 |
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Jun 13 2009, 07:13 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,984 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 667,832 |
QUOTE(kryogenix @ Jun 13 2009, 04:34 PM) Stranger: have you got a msn ? You: no :[ i'm on vacation from singapore You: where are you from Stranger: turkey You: oh? You: thats kinda kinky Stranger: :) Stranger: can you show me your photo ? You: hmm You: let me find one Stranger: ok :) You: http://i40.tinypic.com/4l4yt.jpg You: *blush* Stranger: what the hell is that :D You: i'm in the middle :[ You: i lost weight now though Stranger: you're f right? You: yes You: oh shit did i link the wrong thing? Stranger: yes You: oh You: my bad :( You: forgive me You: http://i39.tinypic.com/6gvi2o.jpg Stranger: no problem Stranger: shit You: i do that You: a lot Stranger: what the hell is :@ You: it's me ona sunday afternoon You: i have good aim Stranger: f*ck you Stranger: bitch You: .... Stranger: http://i39.tinypic.com/6gvi2o.jpg what the hell is that bitch You: why are you so mean You: im going to tell my girlfriend You: and she'll tell you what's up You: she's almost done downstairs if you know what i mean You: shes mad at me because i didnt shave all the way though :x Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ni hao You: :] Stranger: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lol that's great  |
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Jun 13 2009, 07:16 PM
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kthxbai Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,829 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 621,203 |
Kryo's chat was so effing hilarious.
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