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Birds and the bees, son, we need to talk
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post Aug 20 2006, 09:33 AM
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Haha, no.

I just kind of figure it out on my own, and my mother gave me a sex book...and my grandma [her mother] gave me this sex for dummies book also and told me to read it..

SO i'm sure I know more than what I'm supposed to.
 
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post Aug 23 2006, 11:23 PM
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wow..haha funny laugh.gif ...my parents never gave me that talk... laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 29 2006, 10:34 PM
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My parents never gave me that talk. I just figured it out myself. That's a really funny story tho. Hahahaha I'm gonna show my friends.
 
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post Aug 30 2006, 07:09 PM
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lol wow, ok hmm that would be so like embarrasing wow...err that was a weird story?
 
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post Aug 30 2006, 07:15 PM
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My dad gave me the talk, which would have been bad enough anyway because I'm a girl, and he went into EXPLICIT detail...oh God, I thought I was going to die of embarrassment.

Dad: Now this may sound strange, but the man's penis is just the right shape to fit into the woman's...

Me: STOP RIGHT THERE!!! I don't need to hear this.
 
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post Aug 30 2006, 07:31 PM
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QUOTE(femme_fatale4160 @ Aug 30 2006, 5:15 PM) *
My dad gave me the talk, which would have been bad enough anyway because I'm a girl, and he went into EXPLICIT detail...oh God, I thought I was going to die of embarrassment.

Dad: Now this may sound strange, but the man's penis is just the right shape to fit into the woman's...

Me: STOP RIGHT THERE!!! I don't need to hear this.


Lol!!! My mom gave me the "talk" but i was only like 10 so she didnt go into the details (thank god) but everything else i found out on my own.
 
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post Aug 30 2006, 07:41 PM
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QUOTE(sp3nca @ Jun 26 2005, 7:12 PM) *
never had it. some are fast learners :] and dont need parents help


YUP. laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 13 2008, 07:34 PM
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I just felt I had to bump this topic because some of the posts were really funny and I didn't get the "talk" until today. mellow.gif It was really awkward because I was conversing with Paolo (boyfriend) and my mother came home and after Paolo left shortly, she told me that boys will take advantage of me. (My grandma says the same thing.) Its just very awkward because I was taught that PDA was bad but if I don't show affection in public where do I show it? Ya know? cry.gif
 
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post Mar 13 2008, 07:38 PM
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I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you." So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex.
 
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post Mar 13 2008, 07:39 PM
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QUOTE(Reidar @ Mar 13 2008, 04:38 PM) *
I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you." So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex.


I do believe that this is your most traumatizing post yet. laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 15 2008, 08:55 PM
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hahahahaha. My parents gave my elementary school permission to teach us all about it so they wouldn't have to. :P But I learned the basics from my brother at a young-ish age. I was a disturbed child...
 
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post Mar 15 2008, 09:01 PM
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QUOTE(Miss Criss @ Jun 26 2005, 06:05 PM) *
No. My parents never did it. I honestly don't even know how I know so much about sex. *scratches head*

haha, me either!
i mean, i remember health class in fifth grade was the first time somebody actually sat me down and talked to me about it. otherwise, my mom never said anything shrug.gif
i dont know where i get all my info.
 
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post Mar 15 2008, 09:27 PM
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Lolol.
i dont need it i have perverted friends and internet
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post Mar 15 2008, 10:08 PM
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Can someone please enlighten me with why, exactly it is called the "Birds and the Bees" talk?
 
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post Mar 15 2008, 11:52 PM
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QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Mar 15 2008, 08:08 PM) *
Can someone please enlighten me with why, exactly it is called the "Birds and the Bees" talk?


my science teacher explained it one time. apparently there is a song lyric that says something like "birds do it, bees do it..."
but who knows.
 
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post Mar 17 2008, 01:48 AM
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hahaha.
that's a funny story,
& i've never gotten that talk.
 
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post Mar 18 2008, 07:03 PM
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My science teacher told me people like to have sex because of the "risk". blink.gif I'm not sure what she meant by that, I thought people just did it because they were horny sexpots.
 
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post Mar 18 2008, 07:07 PM
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um, i never got the talk but i was asked at least once a day if i had sex already. Every time i said no and my mom was like well remember if your going to have sex id rather you be safe than sorry.

One day she asked, and the answer was yes.

she cried. alot. mellow.gif so did my dad and that was a big ohmy.gif because he never cries, about anything.

it wasn't horrible it was just uncomfortable.
 
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QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Mar 15 2008, 08:08 PM) *
Can someone please enlighten me with why, exactly it is called the "Birds and the Bees" talk?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_birds_and_the_bees



and no, i never had that convo with my parents.
 
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post Mar 18 2008, 10:56 PM
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oh yeah, it was:
"Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love"
 
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post Jul 28 2008, 02:57 AM
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laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif I ALMOST got the talk yesterday...

me:*Sitting down on the couch by my Mom*

sis:*Playing sims* *A sim being birth*

me:*bored out of my head just wathing my sis's game and a bit of TV* _dry.gif

sis:You souldn't be looking @ these things. tongue.gif

mom:I think its about time to have "the talk" about the "Birds and the Bees" tongue.gif

me:Huh? Birds and the Bees? What? mellow.gif

sis:Mom I think its about time you told him about "The talk"

me:*Tring to say* HOLD ON THE TALK! blink.gif XD.gif

mom:Trying to say as much as she can as fast as she can about the bb's laugh.gif

me:*RUNNING FOR MY LIFE* XD.gif XD.gif XD.gif

 
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post Jul 28 2008, 06:53 PM
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XD.gif loool.gif omg.gif

haven't had the "Talk" don't think i'll have it anytime soon...unless they just decide to give it when i get my car...but then i don't really need it anyway...
 
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post Jul 28 2008, 06:56 PM
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LMFAO. that is embarrassing as hell. ouch. haha. &me too, i never really talked to them about anything related to sex and babies.
in first grade my friend was like you know... all of our parents had SEX. i was like WTF? no WAY. &he told me about it, &that, that's how people make babies. i was like woah. lmfao.
 

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