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post Aug 4 2009, 07:52 PM
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look we arent going to help you figure out whats wrong with your penis if you aren't even going to tell your parents. shame? are you kidding? its a medical problem like jc said. im sure they'll care about you and take you to the doctor. if you insist you cant go to doctor because youre too much of a wimp (scared of getting a hard on while your doctor examines you or etc) then that's way too bad. guess you'll have to figure out a home remedy for yourself. no one here should help you if you arent even doing anything practical about it.
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 07:53 PM
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No they dont know. And neither do they do it.

Let me clear some stuff up. Im not gonna afraid to go to the doctor. I just think it is usually unnecessary. Usually when I have the flu I wait for atleast a week to go to the doctor or I go if my temperature stays at 105 for a whole day which it has before. I wasnt asking for help in this thread. I was merely stating what was wrong with me.
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 07:54 PM
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QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 08:48 PM) *
I dont get that first part. The only way for me to see my own semen is by jacking off. And no, my parents wouldnt see this as a normal thing. They would never look at me the same way if I told them. And the little boy stuff is crap.


then just tell them about the green urine part instead of telling them everything. then once you're at the doctor's, you can tell him or her the whole truth. yeah, it's embarrassing, but honestly, no one cares! that's their job and they've heard so many worse things anyway. you'll be fine.
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 07:55 PM
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Joseph, you lie about being 1337.
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 07:57 PM
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Everyone poops, and everyone faps. It's life.
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 07:57 PM
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QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Aug 4 2009, 07:55 PM) *
Joseph, you lie about being 1337.

Who doesnt?

QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 4 2009, 07:57 PM) *
Everyone poops, and everyone faps. It's life.



I should turn that into a childrens sex ed book.
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 07:58 PM
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QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 08:57 PM) *
Who doesnt?

Megan.
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 07:59 PM
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QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 07:48 PM) *
I dont get that first part. The only way for me to see my own semen is by jacking off. And no, my parents wouldnt see this as a normal thing. They would never look at me the same way if I told them. And the little boy stuff is crap.



you wouldn't have to say you jacked off. you can just say you had a wet dream. your dad would understand this considering it's completely normal and is the reaction your body would have to not jacking off. so actually saying this would probably make you look even better to your delusional parents!

i seriously don't see how your dad would look down on you. i don't get why any father would look down on his kid for such a understandable thing. you're supposed to jack off. your body wants you to so that you can get rid of old sperm. if you don't it's going to attempt to get rid of it without your help.


 
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post Aug 4 2009, 08:01 PM
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Ok, can we close this now? It's too much fail.
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 08:01 PM
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Do you not remember that my dad is a pastor? Having a wet dream would be an even worse excuse. Wet dream = ugly thoughts blah blah blah or whatever they call it.
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 08:02 PM
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ITS GODDAMN NORMAL DOOD. He WILL understand, so man up, and stop being such a whiny little wuss.
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 08:03 PM
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QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 08:01 PM) *
Do you not remember that my dad is a pastor? Having a wet dream would be an even worse excuse. Wet dream = ugly thoughts blah blah blah or whatever they call it.


then your dad is an idiot. having a wet dream does not mean you're dreaming about sex. it's an uncontrollable and normal function of a man's body.


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why do i keep misspelling your wtf
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 08:04 PM
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oh, then that explains why he doesn't want to tell, he's obviously not a man.
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 08:04 PM
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Look, the deal is, i dont feel like I need to go to the doctor. I appreciate your concern but its up to me in the end. Maybe I will talk to another adult about it. One in REAL LIFE.
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 08:05 PM
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OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 08:05 PM
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Your the one who made the topic guy.

oh and slap your dick with the bible. See if that helps.
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 08:05 PM
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it's funny how some people can be such stubborn wimps.
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 08:06 PM
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QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Aug 5 2009, 09:05 AM) *
OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD

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post Aug 4 2009, 08:06 PM
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QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 01:54 AM) *
I can't remember what has happened in that last two weeks or this summer, my pee is green and there is blood in my semen.

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^READ IT^
I didnt ask for advice. I didnt ask you if you think I should go to the doctor. I didnt ask anything.

QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Aug 4 2009, 08:05 PM) *
OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD


OK DUDE WELL YOUR THE ONE WHO BROUGHT UP THE TOPIC AND THE CONVERSATION
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 08:07 PM
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Then why did you even make this topic? FAIL.
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 08:07 PM
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so you were just spamming stubborn.gif
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 08:07 PM
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itt gay
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 08:08 PM
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QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 4 2009, 09:07 PM) *
so you were just spamming stubborn.gif

yes, warn him.
 
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post Aug 4 2009, 08:08 PM
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QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 4 2009, 08:07 PM) *
so you were just spamming stubborn.gif

Yes.

Who wants to see a picture of my green pee?


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post Aug 4 2009, 08:09 PM
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QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 4 2009, 08:06 PM) *
OK DUDE WELL YOUR THE ONE WHO BROUGHT UP THE TOPIC AND THE CONVERSATION



bullshit. i didn't bring up the topic, you made the topic. when you post in the health forum advice is what you get. what the f*ck did you want people to say in response other than go to the doctor?
 

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