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Posted by: L!ckitySplit Jun 26 2005, 04:59 PM

ever had the birds and the bees talk with ur parents?
birds and the bees=sex talk er masterbating er anything sexually

i have and it was a bad experience, i was in my room watching MTV and my pubes started to itch, sooo i scratched them. so while i was scratching :scratch: :scratch:
:scratch: my mom walks in my room.

mom: Evan,Take out the-
me:
mom: Leon! i think u need to talk to ur son!:my mom yells to my dad down stairs:
Dad: what!?
Me: what! NO MOM! i was-
mom:ssh ur dad will talk to u about it
me: omg omg omg
Dad: what are u talkin about!?
Mom: u know!
Dad:oh! Evan!
(i walk down the stairs)
me: yes dad?
dad: Evan u see this
( my dad was watchin My wife and Kids the episode where jr. learned about jerking off)
dad: u know what he is doing in the bathroom?
me: something....bad?
dad: he is discovering himself Evan, he's learning something.
me:oh
dad: now u are discovering urself, sometimes u wont be able to control your urges,
and i can give u advice on how to control them.
me: okay i understand, and i walked away. :practically ran:

that was probably one of the most embarrising,uncomfortable moments in my life.
i still am mad at my mom about that.

Posted by: leifiram Jun 26 2005, 05:01 PM

ever had the birds and the bees talk with ur parents?

i have and it was a bad experience, i was in my room watching MTV and my pubes started to itch, sooo i scratched them. so while i was scratching :scratch: :scratch:
:scratch: my mom walks in my room.

mom: Evan,Take out the- 
me:
mom: Leon! i think u need to talk to ur son!:my mom yells to my dad down stairs:
Dad: what!?
Me:   what! NO MOM! i was-
mom:ssh ur dad will talk to u about it
me: omg omg omg
Dad: what are u talkin about!?
Mom: u know!
Dad:oh! Evan!
(i walk down the stairs)
me:   yes dad?
dad: Evan u see this
( my dad was watchin My wife and Kids the episode where jr. learned about jerking off)
dad: u know what he is doing in the bathroom?
me: something....bad?
dad: he is discovering himself Evan, he's learning something.
me:oh
dad: now u are discovering urself, sometimes u wont be able to control your urges,
and i can give u advice on how to control them.
me: okay i understand,    and i walked away. :practically ran:

that was probably one of the most embarrising,uncomfortable moments in my life.
i still am mad at my mom about that.

Posted by: x____duckii Jun 26 2005, 05:01 PM

Oh, wow. I'm sorry. That must've been embarrasing.

Anyways, what's the story of the Birds and the Bees?

Posted by: L!ckitySplit Jun 26 2005, 05:02 PM

^ the sex talk with ur parents duh

Posted by: ocpimple Jun 26 2005, 05:03 PM

No, they never talked to me about it.
I guess they figured I'd find out all about it my own... and they were right.

Posted by: Miss Criss Jun 26 2005, 05:05 PM

No. My parents never did it. I honestly don't even know how I know so much about sex. *scratches head*

Posted by: Janolam Jun 26 2005, 05:33 PM

Yeah. Why is it even called the birds and the bees?
[jerry]

Posted by: xcaitlinx Jun 26 2005, 05:40 PM

there are a lot of topics on this already. use the search button before you create a topic.

Posted by: x____duckii Jun 26 2005, 05:53 PM

^ the sex talk with ur parents duh

Posted by: L!ckitySplit Jun 26 2005, 05:57 PM

sry wasnt tryin to give attitude that was the playful duh

i probably should've put a smiley

Posted by: jooleeah Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM

There are many topics on this =/

My parents never gave me that talk.

Posted by: Paradox of Life Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM

there are a lot of topics on this already. use the search button before you create a topic.

Posted by: x____duckii Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM

^x3 Oh, it's okay. I thought that you were since, you know, you can't tell whether you're giving the other person an attitude or not by just reading it.

Posted by: L!ckitySplit Jun 26 2005, 06:24 PM

Yeah, but this is his specific account of what happened. Just because it's about the same thing doesn't mean you can't post it.

And lol about the story.

Posted by: lolita kitty Jun 26 2005, 07:06 PM

one time when i was 12, we were driving home from the mall and allova sudden, my mommy starts talking to me about sex.
it was weird and random. im glad its over -_-

Posted by: sp3nca Jun 26 2005, 07:12 PM

never had it. some are fast learners :] and dont need parents help

Posted by: CrazayChristian Jun 26 2005, 07:28 PM

I know this was a problem*snork* and you seemed to be very *snock* embarassed about it*snort* but..excuse me while I go piss myself laughing.

*10 minutes later*

Ha..Whew...wow, I would be ticked off if that happend to me. Eeesh...wow, that is...just wow*snort*

I should go.

Posted by: L!ckitySplit Jun 26 2005, 07:39 PM

lol stop laughing at me

Posted by: CrazayChristian Jun 26 2005, 07:43 PM

It's a compliment . I have embraced your life and it has affected me in a positive manner.


That, and it was a damn funny story.

Posted by: L!ckitySplit Jun 26 2005, 07:58 PM

glad to have affected ur life in a positive manner

it is a funny story, but it sure as hell wasnt funny at the moment! lol
i kinda feel like my mom did that on purpose, for a laugh.

Posted by: CrazayChristian Jun 26 2005, 07:59 PM

She prolly did never know.

Imagine you doing that to your kid. (Well I guess it wouldn't be as funny for you since you had it) I dunno, I might find it funny.

Posted by: lilliannnn Jun 26 2005, 08:01 PM

HAHA! Yeah, I get it all the time. Everytime I go to hang out with a boy my dad tells me.. Ugh.

Posted by: dreamerOi Jun 26 2005, 08:21 PM

nope never got the talk. i think i gave my parents the talk hahaha jk. but yea i learned it other ways. . but aha thats a cool way to get the talk.

Posted by: xbr0kensmil3 Jun 26 2005, 08:24 PM

my parents never gave me this talk. i had to find out by friends and such.

Posted by: iNyCxShoRT Jun 26 2005, 08:26 PM

Oh man, that must suck. I hate it when parents don't let you explain.

Posted by: helllla jankyyyy Jun 26 2005, 08:31 PM

Hahahahha. That's funny =X

Posted by: stephinika Jun 26 2005, 08:33 PM

hahaha oh man...that sucks. lol but yeah i had that talk in grade 7 or something...well, sort of like that talk.

Posted by: jeSs1cA Jun 26 2005, 08:36 PM

i never got it from the parents.. i got it from the older brother & sister.

Posted by: angel-roh Jun 27 2005, 05:39 PM

ROFL THAT'S SO FUNNY!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

but embarrassing at the same time if I was you even though I'm not a guy *cough*. Anyways... there is a topic about this already. I guess you can post it one another again?

Anyways, I had problems with my period at church and the pastor was looking at me like I wasn't paying attention to him. Because I was putting my face down acting like I'm sleeping, but I wasn't. Then after service. He came to talk to me and asked why I wasn't paying attention. I couldn't lie to the pastor, because I always show guilty face when it's not a bad thing what I do sometimes.

He looked at me like he's been waiting for 4 hours. So I said, "It's because of my period."

Then we just stare it each other in an awkwardly way. I can see that he was gona laugh, but he held it. So he said that our discussion is over and he told me to feel better. It was really awkward to say to the pastor that I'm on my period. Seriously it is.

Posted by: ROARxD Jun 27 2005, 07:39 PM

they dont talk about sexual stuff. but they talk about my choices of friedns and smoking which makes me feel weird.

Posted by: william Jun 27 2005, 09:35 PM

erm, that was an interesting story. thank god nothing like that has happened to me .

anyways, my parents have explained it to me, but it wasn't like that. when i was in preschool or kindergarten my parents just took out and anatomy book and explained it. i don't recall it being that embarrassing. since then, they've explained it a couple more times, but i already knew so i kind of blew them off. i never thought it was that big of a deal.

Posted by: sk8ter4life750 Jun 27 2005, 10:14 PM

Haha I feel almost sorry for you. :-P

Posted by: TwistMe Jun 27 2005, 10:21 PM

My parents never gave me that talk. (Thank goodness )
I had to get it from school/teacher. I don't know if that's worse or better...

Posted by: freshxsmiles Jun 27 2005, 10:26 PM

ehh. how gay, don't you parents knock on the door first?! hahah j/k. Well i never got the talk from my parents..but i had to watch a video in Science about it. Talk about allowing porn into school hahah

Posted by: xnofearx Jun 27 2005, 10:30 PM

Wow, very interesting, a pretty bad experience I should say...

Posted by: WhiteLotus* Jun 27 2005, 11:19 PM

My Mom just told me what sex was. I never learned about masterbation and that stuff. Not even in school.

cB has taught me so much. Literally.

Posted by: toodlepops. Jun 28 2005, 01:46 AM

I hate that talk when i was like, 10.
That was weird, considering I didn't know anything then.

Posted by: EAST0AKLAND9800 Jun 28 2005, 05:12 AM

I've never had 'the talk' before.

Posted by: yycleo Jun 28 2005, 06:09 AM

Oww. I'm sorry to hear that. That must be very embarassing....
And no. My parents never talk about the birds and the bees, not even the butterflies or the fish.
I don't know where did I learn all the stuff about sex.....
maybe from my friends..

Posted by: Ballpointpencil Jun 28 2005, 07:04 AM

My mom gave me the talk when I was in pre-school. She's an OBGYN, so she showed me all the diagrams in her medical books. The next day she got a call from the pre-school telling her that I had taken her medical books and was trying to teach all the other kids about the birds and the bees. XD

Posted by: mai_z Jun 28 2005, 12:38 PM

ooh dear. Yea my parents have never given me "the Talk". i don't think they're planning on it either. Oh well, no loss, health class in school!

Posted by: JlIaTMK Jun 28 2005, 03:00 PM

Hrm, no.

My parents are too jesterly to talk about anything sexual, seriously with me.
I don't mind it whatsoever. It would make me uncomfortable at the most.

Posted by: xsweetxcandyx Jun 28 2005, 03:28 PM

mine just say
boys are bad and talking to them wil make you unsuccessful into life
and you can't date til you finish school
ecpet i don't really listen

=]

Posted by: Spiritual Winged Aura Jun 28 2005, 03:42 PM

Parents are bitch
They're stubborn
They think they're right
They think they all that
They suck

Posted by: [Scr3amin][Horror] Jun 28 2005, 05:53 PM

Poor yoh
Mai parent ever gav mee tht alk b4 lucky mee

Posted by: eli5e Jun 28 2005, 07:55 PM

...hahah .. nice

thats ..yeah ..embarassing for you..

i've NEVER EVER had the talk w/ my parents before ...im17.. my mom probly doesnt even know tht i know about it hhhahah ..yeah.

Posted by: oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo Aug 3 2006, 12:34 PM

my parents just know I know. hahahaha

Posted by: n_Oodles Aug 13 2006, 10:34 PM

lol..your story made me laugh.

Posted by: one_and_only Aug 17 2006, 08:00 PM

yea my mom took me on this lil weekend vacation and bought books.
it was horrible. i so did not want to hear it. especially from a kit with fill in the blanks!
it still makes me mad that she tricked me in to going.

the very detailed sex ed class last semester was enough to keep me away from sex:pinch:

Posted by: dinoooRAWR Aug 17 2006, 11:43 PM

never had it the talk yet =P

Posted by: This Confession Aug 20 2006, 09:33 AM

Haha, no.

I just kind of figure it out on my own, and my mother gave me a sex book...and my grandma [her mother] gave me this sex for dummies book also and told me to read it..

SO i'm sure I know more than what I'm supposed to.

Posted by: xlilaznchickx Aug 23 2006, 11:23 PM

wow..haha funny ...my parents never gave me that talk...

Posted by: gles_so_def Aug 29 2006, 10:34 PM

My parents never gave me that talk. I just figured it out myself. That's a really funny story tho. Hahahaha I'm gonna show my friends.

Posted by: xxbrokenxx. Aug 30 2006, 07:09 PM

lol wow, ok hmm that would be so like embarrasing wow...err that was a weird story?

Posted by: femme_fatale4160 Aug 30 2006, 07:15 PM

My dad gave me the talk, which would have been bad enough anyway because I'm a girl, and he went into EXPLICIT detail...oh God, I thought I was going to die of embarrassment.

Dad: Now this may sound strange, but the man's penis is just the right shape to fit into the woman's...

Me: STOP RIGHT THERE!!! I don't need to hear this.

Posted by: xxbrokenxx. Aug 30 2006, 07:31 PM

QUOTE(femme_fatale4160 @ Aug 30 2006, 5:15 PM)

Posted by: doork Aug 30 2006, 07:41 PM

QUOTE(sp3nca @ Jun 26 2005, 7:12 PM)

Posted by: LoveToMySilas Mar 13 2008, 07:34 PM

I just felt I had to bump this topic because some of the posts were really funny and I didn't get the "talk" until today. It was really awkward because I was conversing with Paolo (boyfriend) and my mother came home and after Paolo left shortly, she told me that boys will take advantage of me. (My grandma says the same thing.) Its just very awkward because I was taught that PDA was bad but if I don't show affection in public where do I show it? Ya know?

Posted by: Reidar Mar 13 2008, 07:38 PM

I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you." So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex.

Posted by: agiri Mar 13 2008, 07:39 PM

QUOTE(Reidar @ Mar 13 2008, 04:38 PM)

Posted by: shalalalasusan Mar 15 2008, 08:55 PM

hahahahaha. My parents gave my elementary school permission to teach us all about it so they wouldn't have to. :P But I learned the basics from my brother at a young-ish age. I was a disturbed child...

Posted by: SilentLaugh Mar 15 2008, 09:01 PM

QUOTE(Miss Criss @ Jun 26 2005, 06:05 PM)

Posted by: chocokissez Mar 15 2008, 09:27 PM

Lolol.
i dont need it i have perverted friends and internet

Posted by: austinoutloud Mar 15 2008, 10:08 PM

Can someone please enlighten me with why, exactly it is called the "Birds and the Bees" talk?

Posted by: maggiemayyy Mar 15 2008, 11:52 PM

QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Mar 15 2008, 08:08 PM)

Posted by: fosheezy Mar 17 2008, 01:48 AM

hahaha.
that's a funny story,
& i've never gotten that talk.

Posted by: LoveToMySilas Mar 18 2008, 07:03 PM

My science teacher told me people like to have sex because of the "risk". I'm not sure what she meant by that, I thought people just did it because they were horny sexpots.

Posted by: danceeNAKED Mar 18 2008, 07:07 PM

um, i never got the talk but i was asked at least once a day if i had sex already. Every time i said no and my mom was like well remember if your going to have sex id rather you be safe than sorry.

One day she asked, and the answer was yes.

she cried. alot. so did my dad and that was a big because he never cries, about anything.

it wasn't horrible it was just uncomfortable.

Posted by: yrrnotelekktric Mar 18 2008, 07:17 PM

QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Mar 15 2008, 08:08 PM)

Posted by: maggiemayyy Mar 18 2008, 10:56 PM

oh yeah, it was:
"Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love"

Posted by: MaJanoPiano Jul 28 2008, 02:57 AM

I ALMOST got the talk yesterday...

me:*Sitting down on the couch by my Mom*

sis:*Playing sims* *A sim being birth*

me:*bored out of my head just wathing my sis's game and a bit of TV*

sis:You souldn't be looking @ these things.

mom:I think its about time to have "the talk" about the "Birds and the Bees"

me:Huh? Birds and the Bees? What?

sis:Mom I think its about time you told him about "The talk"

me:*Tring to say* HOLD ON THE TALK!

mom:Trying to say as much as she can as fast as she can about the bb's

me:*RUNNING FOR MY LIFE*

Posted by: AsH-lYnn Jul 28 2008, 06:53 PM

haven't had the "Talk" don't think i'll have it anytime soon...unless they just decide to give it when i get my car...but then i don't really need it anyway...

Posted by: nikx618 Jul 28 2008, 06:56 PM

LMFAO. that is embarrassing as hell. ouch. haha. &me too, i never really talked to them about anything related to sex and babies.
in first grade my friend was like you know... all of our parents had SEX. i was like WTF? no WAY. &he told me about it, &that, that's how people make babies. i was like woah. lmfao.