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Birds and the bees, son, we need to talk
AngryBaby
post Jun 26 2005, 04:59 PM
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ever had the birds and the bees talk with ur parents?
birds and the bees=sex talk er masterbating er anything sexually

i have and it was a bad experience, i was in my room watching MTV and my pubes started to itch, sooo i scratched them. so while i was scratching :scratch: :scratch:
:scratch: my mom walks in my room. blink.gif

mom: Evan,Take out the- ohmy.gif
me: mellow.gif
mom: Leon! i think u need to talk to ur son!:my mom yells to my dad down stairs:
Dad: what!?
Me: blink.gif what! NO MOM! i was-
mom:ssh ur dad will talk to u about it wink.gif
me: omg omg omg
Dad: what are u talkin about!?
Mom: u know!
Dad:oh! Evan!
(i walk down the stairs)
me: ermm.gif yes dad?
dad: Evan u see this
( my dad was watchin My wife and Kids the episode where jr. learned about jerking off)
dad: u know what he is doing in the bathroom?
me: something....bad? _unsure.gif
dad: he is discovering himself Evan, he's learning something.
me:oh
dad: now u are discovering urself, sometimes u wont be able to control your urges,
and i can give u advice on how to control them.
me: okay i understand, mellow.gif and i walked away. :practically ran:

that was probably one of the most embarrising,uncomfortable moments in my life.
i still am mad at my mom about that. stubborn.gif
 
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 05:40 PM
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there are a lot of topics on this already. use the search button before you create a topic.
 
Paradox of Life
post Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM
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QUOTE(caytexo @ Jun 26 2005, 4:40 PM)
there are a lot of topics on this already. use the search button before you create a topic.
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Yeah, but this is his specific account of what happened. Just because it's about the same thing doesn't mean you can't post it.

And lol about the story.
 

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L!ckitySplit   Birds and the bees   Jun 26 2005, 04:59 PM
leifiram   QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Jun 26 2005, 4:59 PM...   Jun 26 2005, 05:01 PM
x____duckii   Oh, wow. I'm sorry. That must've been emba...   Jun 26 2005, 05:01 PM
L!ckitySplit   ^ the sex talk with ur parents duh   Jun 26 2005, 05:02 PM
x____duckii   QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Jun 26 2005, 6:02 PM...   Jun 26 2005, 05:53 PM
ocpimple   No, they never talked to me about it. I guess they...   Jun 26 2005, 05:03 PM
Miss Criss   No. My parents never did it. I honestly don't ...   Jun 26 2005, 05:05 PM
SilentLaugh   QUOTE(Miss Criss @ Jun 26 2005, 06:05 PM)...   Mar 15 2008, 09:01 PM
Janolam   Yeah. Why is it even called the birds and the bees...   Jun 26 2005, 05:33 PM
one_and_only   yea my mom took me on this lil weekend vacation an...   Aug 17 2006, 08:00 PM
xcaitlinx   there are a lot of topics on this already. use the...   Jun 26 2005, 05:40 PM
Paradox of Life   QUOTE(caytexo @ Jun 26 2005, 4:40 PM)there ar...   Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM
L!ckitySplit   QUOTE(AkaRyux @ Jun 26 2005, 6:59 PM)Yeah, bu...   Jun 26 2005, 06:24 PM
L!ckitySplit   sry wasnt tryin to give attitude that was the play...   Jun 26 2005, 05:57 PM
jooleeah   There are many topics on this =/ My parents never...   Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM
x____duckii   ^x3 Oh, it's okay. I thought that you were sin...   Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM
lolita kitty   one time when i was 12, we were driving home from ...   Jun 26 2005, 07:06 PM
sp3nca   never had it. some are fast learners :] and dont n...   Jun 26 2005, 07:12 PM
doork   QUOTE(sp3nca @ Jun 26 2005, 7:12 PM) neve...   Aug 30 2006, 07:41 PM
CrazayChristian   I know this was a problem*snork* and you seemed to...   Jun 26 2005, 07:28 PM
L!ckitySplit   lol stop laughing at me   Jun 26 2005, 07:39 PM
CrazayChristian   It's a compliment . I have embraced your life ...   Jun 26 2005, 07:43 PM
L!ckitySplit   glad to have affected ur life in a positive manner...   Jun 26 2005, 07:58 PM
CrazayChristian   She prolly did never know. Imagine you doing t...   Jun 26 2005, 07:59 PM
lilliannnn   HAHA! Yeah, I get it all the time. Everytime I...   Jun 26 2005, 08:01 PM
dreamerOi   nope never got the talk. i think i gave my parents...   Jun 26 2005, 08:21 PM
xbr0kensmil3   my parents never gave me this talk. i had to find ...   Jun 26 2005, 08:24 PM
iNyCxShoRT   Oh man, that must suck. I hate it when parents don...   Jun 26 2005, 08:26 PM
helllla jankyyyy   Hahahahha. That's funny =X   Jun 26 2005, 08:31 PM
stephinika   hahaha oh man...that sucks. lol but yeah i had tha...   Jun 26 2005, 08:33 PM
jeSs1cA   i never got it from the parents.. i got it from th...   Jun 26 2005, 08:36 PM
angel-roh   ROFL THAT'S SO FUNNY!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...   Jun 27 2005, 05:39 PM
ROARxD   they dont talk about sexual stuff. but they talk a...   Jun 27 2005, 07:39 PM
william   erm, that was an interesting story. thank god noth...   Jun 27 2005, 09:35 PM
sk8ter4life750   Haha I feel almost sorry for you. :-P   Jun 27 2005, 10:14 PM
TwistMe   My parents never gave me that talk. (Thank goodnes...   Jun 27 2005, 10:21 PM
freshxsmiles   ehh. how gay, don't you parents knock on the d...   Jun 27 2005, 10:26 PM
xnofearx   Wow, very interesting, a pretty bad experience I s...   Jun 27 2005, 10:30 PM
WhiteLotus*   My Mom just told me what sex was. I never learned ...   Jun 27 2005, 11:19 PM
toodlepops.   I hate that talk when i was like, 10. That was we...   Jun 28 2005, 01:46 AM
EAST0AKLAND9800   I've never had 'the talk' before.   Jun 28 2005, 05:12 AM
yycleo   Oww. I'm sorry to hear that. That must be very...   Jun 28 2005, 06:09 AM
Ballpointpencil   My mom gave me the talk when I was in pre-school. ...   Jun 28 2005, 07:04 AM
mai_z   ooh dear. Yea my parents have never given me ...   Jun 28 2005, 12:38 PM
JlIaTMK   Hrm, no. My parents are too jesterly to talk abou...   Jun 28 2005, 03:00 PM
xsweetxcandyx   mine just say boys are bad and talking to them wil...   Jun 28 2005, 03:28 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura   Parents are bitch They're stubborn They think ...   Jun 28 2005, 03:42 PM
[Scr3amin][Horror]   Poor yoh Mai parent ever gav mee tht alk b4 luc...   Jun 28 2005, 05:53 PM
eli5e   ...hahah .. nice thats ..yeah ..embarassing for y...   Jun 28 2005, 07:55 PM
oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo   my parents just know I know. hahahaha   Aug 3 2006, 12:34 PM
n_Oodles   lol..your story made me laugh.   Aug 13 2006, 10:34 PM
dinoooRAWR   never had it the talk yet =P   Aug 17 2006, 11:43 PM
This Confession   Haha, no. I just kind of figure it out on my own,...   Aug 20 2006, 09:33 AM
xlilaznchickx   wow..haha funny ...my parents never gave me that ...   Aug 23 2006, 11:23 PM
gles_so_def   My parents never gave me that talk. I just figured...   Aug 29 2006, 10:34 PM
xxbrokenxx.   lol wow, ok hmm that would be so like embarrasing ...   Aug 30 2006, 07:09 PM
femme_fatale4160   My dad gave me the talk, which would have been bad...   Aug 30 2006, 07:15 PM
xxbrokenxx.   QUOTE(femme_fatale4160 @ Aug 30 2006, 5:1...   Aug 30 2006, 07:31 PM
LoveToMySilas   I just felt I had to bump this topic because some ...   Mar 13 2008, 07:34 PM
Reidar   I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and...   Mar 13 2008, 07:38 PM
agiri   QUOTE(Reidar @ Mar 13 2008, 04:38 PM) I r...   Mar 13 2008, 07:39 PM
shalalalasusan   hahahahaha. My parents gave my elementary school ...   Mar 15 2008, 08:55 PM
chocokissez   Lolol. i dont need it i have perverted friends and...   Mar 15 2008, 09:27 PM
austinoutloud   Can someone please enlighten me with why, exactly ...   Mar 15 2008, 10:08 PM
maggiemayyy   QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Mar 15 2008, 08:08 ...   Mar 15 2008, 11:52 PM
yrrnotelekktric   QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Mar 15 2008, 08:08 ...   Mar 18 2008, 07:17 PM
fosheezy   hahaha. that's a funny story, & i've n...   Mar 17 2008, 01:48 AM
LoveToMySilas   My science teacher told me people like to have sex...   Mar 18 2008, 07:03 PM
danceeNAKED   um, i never got the talk but i was asked at least ...   Mar 18 2008, 07:07 PM
maggiemayyy   oh yeah, it was: "Birds do it, bees do it Eve...   Mar 18 2008, 10:56 PM
MaJanoPiano   I ALMOST got the talk yesterday... me:*Sitting d...   Jul 28 2008, 02:57 AM
AsH-lYnn   haven't had the "Talk" don't thi...   Jul 28 2008, 06:53 PM
nikx618   LMFAO. that is embarrassing as hell. ouch. haha. ...   Jul 28 2008, 06:56 PM


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