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Got any funny jokes?, post them here.
Mikeplyts
post Nov 7 2008, 08:55 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots.
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I'm bored. I wanna have a decent laugh. _smile.gif
Got any good jokes? :)
 
arcanum
post Nov 7 2008, 08:56 PM
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:)
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uh... go to humor?
 
Mikeplyts
post Nov 7 2008, 09:10 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots.
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Oh yeah. I forgot. :)
You can close this now if you want.
 
Justin88
post Nov 8 2008, 04:14 AM
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Newbie
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I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Bill, the 10
Year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and
Asked him to come over. Bill clicked a couple of buttons and solved
The problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He
Replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID
Ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Bil grinned... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error
Before?'

'No,' I replied. 'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll
Figure it out.'
So I wrote down as he told me: I D 1 0 T
 
batman
post Nov 8 2008, 04:30 AM
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There's a Humor forum for a reason.

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fire
post Nov 8 2008, 05:42 AM
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Q: Whats funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?


A: One dead baby nailed to ten trees
 
datass
post Nov 8 2008, 05:45 AM
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(′ ・ω・`)
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QUOTE(Justin88 @ Nov 8 2008, 05:14 PM) *
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Bill, the 10
Year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and
Asked him to come over. Bill clicked a couple of buttons and solved
The problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He
Replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID
Ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Bil grinned... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error
Before?'

'No,' I replied. 'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll
Figure it out.'
So I wrote down as he told me: I D 1 0 T

lame.
 
Reidar
post Nov 8 2008, 05:48 AM
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Vae Victis
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The world.
 

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