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Nov 7 2008, 08:55 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
I'm bored. I wanna have a decent laugh.
Got any good jokes? :) |
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Nov 7 2008, 08:56 PM
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:) Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,636 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,459 |
uh... go to humor?
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Nov 7 2008, 09:10 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
Oh yeah. I forgot. :)
You can close this now if you want. |
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Nov 8 2008, 04:14 AM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 2 Joined: Nov 2008 Member No: 696,483 |
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Bill, the 10 Year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and Asked him to come over. Bill clicked a couple of buttons and solved The problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He Replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.' I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID Ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.' Bil grinned... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error Before?' 'No,' I replied. 'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll Figure it out.' So I wrote down as he told me: I D 1 0 T |
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Nov 8 2008, 04:30 AM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,454 Joined: Nov 2008 Member No: 696,018 |
There's a Humor forum for a reason.
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Nov 8 2008, 05:42 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 523,843 |
Q: Whats funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to ten trees |
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Nov 8 2008, 05:45 AM
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(′ ・ω・`) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Bill, the 10 Year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and Asked him to come over. Bill clicked a couple of buttons and solved The problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He Replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.' I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID Ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.' Bil grinned... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error Before?' 'No,' I replied. 'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll Figure it out.' So I wrote down as he told me: I D 1 0 T lame. |
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Nov 8 2008, 05:48 AM
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Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,414 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
The world.
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