would you rather:
be stuck in a room full of someone elses poop, and have to eat it in order to get out,
or drink your own menstruate blood.
next person, answer it, and make up your own.
Drink my own menstruate blood. *shudders*
Wow, you'r really good at this game!
Would you rather..make out with your mom in order to save your dad's life, or...make out with your brother to save both your mom & dad's lives.
Neither. HAH. lol
Would you rather go into a store and your girlfriend sees you looking at thongs, or would you rather see your girlfriend looking at condoms
Uhh..if I was a guy, then my gf looking at thongs haha
But in reality neither
Would you rather walk across a hot desert with plenty of water or walk across the ocean not being able to drink any sort of water?
eyeball, i guess?! :O
Would you rather...
go down a slide lined with razor blades in every direction into a pool of peroxide
OR
Rape your grandmother while your 9 year old brother watches
?
swimming pool slide.
would you rather go bald or dye your hair pukey green and it to look fried for the rest of your life.
Bald, hair grows back.
Would you rather date a blind or deaf person?
blind. that way i'd know that they go by personality instead of looks.
edit:oh duh. i guess we could play if i added one. sorry.
would you rather be a cannibal or a vegan. idk. i'm running out of ideas.
Vegan.
Would you rather not change underwear for two weeks or only take a shower once a month?
Ewww well i would hate to think that I shower everyday and then put dirty underwear on but it says not change so Im going to go with the underwear has to stay on. So with that logic I guess I could somewhat clean the underwear in the shower? and thats not as gross as only showering once a month
so long story short
not change underwear for two weeks
would you rather die by burning to death
or drowning
drowning sounds better
Would you rather eat a cow brain for 50 thousands dollars?
OR lick a fat man's balls with poop covering it for 10 million dollars?
Lol JudyJudyJudy good answer, very clever.
Eww both of those are gross. I guess I would eat the cow brain.
Would you rather stick your head in a box of turanchulas or swim with a hungry crockadile?
box of tarantulas..because i have more of a chance of living.
Hmm...Biting into an apple and finding half a worm or eating the whole apple and never knowing the worm was there.
Oh, good one. Um, never knowing the worm was there. As long as I don't taste it, I'm cool. Haha.
Would you rather:
a) Get $5,000,000,000 (five billion) dollars for free, but have a close family member dead; or
b) Live with your whole family, but in deep poverty. (Like, living-on-the-street poverty)
psh give me letter A, bitch
would you rather have no other curse word but f**k
Or every curse word in the world but f**k?
Every other curse word than f_ck.
If you could only pick one of these, which would it be:
a) The ability to fly.
b) The ability to see through clothes. Lmao.
fly... some things behind the world of clothing...are meant to be kept secret
a broken ps3
or a ps1
what's the point of having a broken PS3? lol.
i'd rather have a game system i can actually play on. x) so, PS1.
date larry the cable guy
or
get raped by MJ
Ew. Omg. Larry the cable guy.
Have sex with a person that has stds
or give your grandparent head.
Jesus. That's awful. Um... I'd rather have sex with someone who has STD's.
Be a grave robber for a living
or
live in a demonic-possessed house for your whole life
Oh..wow..um..graverobber, definately. I have this fear of possesed things.
Being on a deserted island all alone
or
Being on a deserted island with your worst enemy.
Be on a deserted island with my worst enemy.(I can always eat that person if there's no food source.)
Would you rather...
Be stuck in a dark room with a clown or fight Mike Tyson to the death?
dark room with clown... (i think) ekk. both are horrible
would you rather drink your moms menstral blood or drink your dads "dirty juice"
Neither! Yuck!
Would you rather be commited to a mental institution where they do horrible experiments on the paitents or be trapped in Neverland with Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson.
beastiality
or
necrophilia
I have no idea what any of those are.
But, I choose necrophilia
Drink a full glass of garbage water.
or run a two miles wearing heels.
Run two miles in heals.
Would you rather live in the house on Elm Street or go to Camp Crystal Lake?
Elm Street...IT'S ONLY IN YOUR DREAMS!
transvestite or a hermaphrodite
Free car. I'll pay to get those things replaced, way cheaper than buying an entire new car... I think?
Listen to the same song over and over in your head for two weeks
or
be followed by a swarm of mosquitoes for two weeks
Listen to the same song over and over in your head for two weeks.
Would you rather sleep with an Elephant or a Horse?
Horseeeee
Would you rather be extremely overweight
or
Very sexually unpleasant.
Extremely overwight.(Either way, you don't really win. Plus I'd like to gain a couple of pounds.)
Would you rather have sex with a hooker who has a penis or be the hooker who has a penis?
Sex with the hooker with a penis because I dont want one.
Having your teeth pulled out one by one
or
Having your nails and toe nails pulled off one by one.
Nails and toenails. They'll grow back. And there's less of them. And I CAN'T STAND PAIN IN MY MOUTH. God what an awful question.
Would you rather...
Eat your dog
or
not eat for a week
NOT EAT FOR A WEEK!
I could never EVER 'cause harm to my doggie.
Have your toe cut off...
OR
...Have your thumbs permanently paralyzed.
Thumb's paralyzed. I could never have my toe cut off ):
Step on a (big) nail or get 5 shots?
5 shots.
Get a thumb tack shoved underneath your nail, or have a kidney stone.
Thumb tack.
Rape or get raped?
):
Rape.
Drink water only for two weeks, or eat only healthy foods (REALLY healthy foods) for two weeks.
Only eat healthy foods.
Would you rather listen to your mom never shut up and talk about things you do not care about for hours on end, or become your mom and never shut up and talk about things on end?
Seriously, my mom won't shut up right now.
Listen. Because I don't want to get old yet ):
Party like a rockstar or f**k like a pornstar?
Party like a rockstar. Woooooo!!
Would you rather want me to stay with him or leave him?
Uhh, stay with him.
Would you rather live in a nice apartment or an old, ugly house?
Old ugly house. I could always fix it up
Give head to a tranny. Or become a tranny.
Become a tranny.
Would you rather eat boobs or have yours eaten?
Eat boobs.
Eat live insects
OR
Eat a dead mouse
Eat live insects.
Watch nothing but pbs for a month
or
Watch nothing but martha stewart for a year.
Definitely watch nothing but pbs for a month.
Would you rather be skinny that you look like you have anorexic or be fat that you are definitely obese?
Anorexically skinny. Gaining weight it always easier than losing
Lick one feet of fur from a dog that hasnt been bathed for one month
or
lick two feet of fur from a cat that hasnt been bathed for one month
Lick two feet of fur from a cat that hasnt been bathed in one month. (cats are cleaner then dogs)
Would you rather be happy and poor
or
Would you rather be sad and rich.
Happy and poor.
Whats the point of having money if you're not happy?
Get shot to death
or
Fall of a cliff and die.
Fall off a cliff. That would be so excitingly awesome!!
Would you rather lose your mom or lose your dad?
Eh, sounds harsh.. Lol. Um, Lose my mom. Dad's always in charge of everything. =)
Would you rather eat an insect for a million dollars
OR
Keep with a job that you only make little money?
Eat an insect for a million dollars easily. From what I've heard crickets don't taste that bad.
Drink only water for the rest of your life
or drink only soda for the rest of your life?
I'll definitely drink water for the rest of my life.
Would you rather have your cellphone taken away
OR
Your computer taken away?
I'd rather have my cellphone taken away. I don't use it much, anyway.
Would you rather lose the ability to speak?
OR
Lose your vision?
Ability to speak, definitely. I think it would do me a lot of good.
Would you rather
swim with an alligator
or swim with a shark?
Eh, sounds similiar. Both sharks and alligators can chase...
I would say swim with a shark since I can try to catch his fin without being eaten. =D
Would you rather get an ugly car or have no car?
ugly car, most def. you can always earn to fix it up. cheaper than buying a new one.
find out your boyfriend is gay and doesn't really like/love you
OR
find out your boyfriend's gone through a sex change but does love you.
EDIT: i s'pose this one's for girls only...
uhm..wow..the sex change one, i guess..because at least he loves me.
Hmm...
Watch someone close to you die.
or
Someone close to you watch you die.
someone watch me die
Would you rather....
Have sex with someone with an STD
OR
f**k your grandparents once a week.
Have STD. I already do so ...
Would you rather do me or do me?
Depends on what STD you have.
Would you rather...
Not have toilet paper for a week
or
Not have running water for a week?
Well you could use tissues or paper towels... so not have toilet paper for a week. I can't live without my showers :[
All of these would you rathers are like mean ones, haha. Hardly, if any, nice ones, lol.
Would you rather travel the world in a short amount of time and not get to actually see the sights
or
travel to a local beach or place you've already been to for a decent amount of time and do whatever you want there.
B
Would you rather be named Alessandra or Beyoncé. NOTE: the name only!
Alessandra.
Would you rather have a pet monkey or a pet leopard?
Pet leopard.
Would you rather be locked in jail with michael jackson
or
barbra streisand.
Michael jackson
A: Would you rather be lock up in jail with Paris Hilton
OR
B: Be lock up with landsay Lohan
I don't know much about both of them so I'm gonna randomly choose Landsay Lohan.
Would you rather eat a week dead rat or a live rat then just came up your sink? Both as big as a harry potter book.
The live rat, of course. Because then I could kill it and roast it. MmMmmMMMMMmm!
Would you rather have a ton of unshaveable chest hair or a ton of unshaveable arm pit hair?
arm pits...you always have shears.... :lol:
would you rather have a terminal illness or a physical deformity?
physical deformness, since appereance is blehhh
would you rather fall down the stairs, or fall down a hill?
Fall Down a hill
Would you rather repeat middle school again
or
highscool.
Hill! Falling down hills is fun!!
Repeat highschool. Middle school SUCKS.
Would you rather have a cockroach problem in your house or a fire ant problem in your house?
Fire ant.
We already have it.
Lols. I cant stand cockroaches
Would you rather have sex with your sibling [being able to have sex with other people after] or never have sex again (or at all)?
Have sex with my sibling. Dude. You cant give up sex =D
have a termite problem
or
have a pubic lice problem
Pube lice. Less expensive problem in the long run
Would you rather lick the underside of someone's foot or the receiver of a payphone?
Foot. It could be clean.
Would you rather get it in the butt or in the throat.
omg. I'm not a slut if i answer this. In the throat.
Would you rather get raped by snoop dog
or
Fifty cent.
wow!!!
uh...50 cent. lol
would u rather listen to william hung for 3 days or mariah carey singing high notes for 2 weeks lol
william hung for three days.
would you rather die when you have accomplished all your goals or live forever?
Live forever.
Would you rather be adopted by Angelina Jolie or Madonna?
Angelina, hands down.
Would you rather eat regurgitation or feces?
Who would rather be paired up with Sirius:
James or Remus?
Remus.
Would you rather have your bf/gf cheat on you, knowing that you love them, or cheat on your bf/gf knowing that they love you?
Them cheating on me. I'd rather have me hurt than him.
Have AIDS.
or
Have Cancer.
Cancer.
AIDS isn't curable, cancer can be
Would you rather ...
Go to school, talk at an assembly, and then when you're going to walk down the stairs you fall down them and look absolutely ridiculous and every single person in the school laughs their head off at you and every day for months and months you are laughed at (unkindly) because of it?
Or fall down the stairs and no-one laughs, but you land on a razor blade.
Razor blade.
Would you rather sleep without your pillow or without your blanket?
I never thought that'd be so hard to answer
Uhm, no pillow. Cause the blanket can scrunch up at the top as a pillow
Would you rather..
Have cow slop, doggy doo and pig eyes as your only meals for two days OR have no food for two days
No food for two days.
Would you rather have vertical boobs or a horizontal butt crack?
horizontal buttcrack... lol
would you rather drink a small cut of pus... or eat a 1 inch thick scab sandwich?
eew.... small cut of pus.
Would you rather spend the rest of your life with the one person who annoys you most attached to you at the hip, or gouge your eyes out with a letter opener?
Attached to the hip, I could just kill them and that'd be the end of my problem.
Would you rather
Be able to rewind time.
or
Be able to see the future.
See the future all the way.
Would You Rather;
Buy five music albums for $100
or
Five t-shirts for $100
Uhh, that's really hard.... ugh!
Internet...
no wait... computer..
Gosh! I would choose the Computer for 7 months I think...
But Goodness.... that would be hell. and Boring.
Especially at work
Okay...
would you rather...
have all your hair look and feel like pubes....
or
be bald...
be bald... you can always get a cute wig!
would you rather have many friends and go to many parties and be like the most popular person in the city.
or
Have a few very close trust worthy friends that will always be there for you and go to 4 parties a year but at the same time be a social outcast.
Have a few very close trust worthy friends that will always be there for you and go to 4 parties a year but at the same time be a social outcast. That's practically who I am hahah. Dude, I only go to 1 party a year... And they're not hardcore parties...
Would you rather
Choke on pop rocks or chock on a REALLY sour warhead candy??
Poprocks! :D
Would you rather be in jail for 5 years.
or 2 1/2 years with Michael Jackson. :)
2 1/2 years with MK
Would you rather like a weird person, or have a weird person like you?
weird person like me.
would you rather take away all the boys in your school or all the girls?
Bestiality.
Would you rather rape and kill or get raped and killed?
Rape and kill, there's stil a chance to run away.
Would you rather smell with your genitilia or urinate through your nostrils?
Urinate through nostrils.
Would you rather f**k a monkey or f**k a goat?
Monkey.
Would you rather eat human meat or dog meat?
probably dog.
would you rather die in a fire or die by getting chopped to pieces?
fire.
Would you rather not be able to laugh at all or not be able to cry at all?
not able to cry.
would you rather get shot to death or poisoned?
shot to death [get that lito slow-mo dramatic effect ]
Would you rather eat a bowl of cheerios in week old warm milk or small eggos with sour syrup?
Hm. Cheerios!
Would you rather get a scalp massage or a lower abdomen massage?
hmm...lower abdomen i guess.
Would you rather sky dive or cliff dive?
Cliff.
Would you rather fat or ugly?
fat.
would you rather have saggy boobs and could never wear a bra, or underwear you could NEVER take off?
Boobs, i guess
would you rather have long pubs thats 5ft long, that you can never cut or have your crush trim your pubs and eyebrow hair?
eyebrows.
Would you rather get a crappy mac os with touchscreen for free or a windows vista laptop for 800,000$
i guess the crappy mac :D
would you rather date an old guy/girl that's rich (ex. hugh heffner or oprah?) or a hot guy/girl that's average?
hot guy thats average
Would you rather live in a bathroom the rest of or your life or a dumpster.
dumpster! because, in a bathroom.. i won't be able to eat. lolz!
would you rather be with your loved one or your family on christmas?
family. i guess.
would you rather have both sex organs, or none at all?
Both.
Would you rather do a barrel roll(press z or r twice) or Try a summersault?
summersault
would you rather have your cellphone and no computer, or a computer with no cellphone?
WHY MUST IT BE A HARD ONE?
but, a computer and no phone.
would you rather be ugly and rich, or attractive and poor?
attractive and poor.
Would you rather sleep with a homosexual or a transexual?
transexual? aha a girl that used to be a dude
would you rather live in costco or superwalmart for the rest of your life?
costco. HELLO SAMPLES.
would you rather always have chapped lips or always have a bladder infection?
Chuck Norris
Would you rather be apart of PETA or be a terroist
peta...
would you rather have to clean up dead bodies for the rest of your life, or eat one?
ew...clean up probably
Would you rather drink de-fizzed soda or contaminated water
soda.
would you rather always be cold, or always be hot?
stay awake
would u rather lose ur dominant arm or lose your senses of taste and smell
lose my dominant arm.
would you rather die in a car crash, or die from a fall.
car crash.
would you rather have to gouge out your eyes or cut off your tongue?
Cut off my tongue.
Would you rather be on Real World or True Life?
I hate reality shows, I guess I'll go with Real World.
Would you rather starve, or dehydrate.
ugh! so hard!
i think starve
would you rather live with your parents or by yourself?
parents.
would you rather sleep in pee or lick a dog's butt?
dog's butt.
would you rather be short or tall?
tall
would you rather be be happy and poor or sad and rich
happy and poor.
have a huge, annoying family, or none at all.
huge annoying family
would u rather have all ur hair pulled out 1 by 1 or walk on nails for 5 minutes
walk on nails ..
would u rather win $1.000.000 but die in 10 years or live poor and die in 50 yrs
win one milion and then die in 10 years
cause then u could enjoy it for those 10years
ur gona die anyways
y not enjoy life more
wolud u rather die of a natural cause or die in an instant from a gunshot
natural causes?
would you rather drink pee or eat shit?
very gross but drink pee
would you rather a loved family member be diagnosed w/ cancer or for yourself to be diagnosed with cancer
I'll take the hit, that gives me an excuse to do shit that gets me life in prison, and I'll be like "haha i die anyway"
Would you rather eat the best steak in the world or have a night out with a guy/chick you like/love
best girl I like.
Kill your best friend or Kill yourself
best friend.
would you rather be extremely ugly and in shape for a year or 300 pounds and really good lookin (facially) for a year?
ugly >.<
Dive off a cliff (freefall) or Dive off a brige
dive of a bridge
would you rather live in the sahara or the ocean?
Ocean. I'd hijack a boat anyway.
Protest the War or Protest inequality
inequality.
slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol, or suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?
wtf. the dog thing...
Sex with a dog faced homeless guy/girl who might have a STD or Sex with a hot guy/girl who you know has a STD
first one.
have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, or have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?
Nails in the tongue.
Lose your arms or lose your legs?
lose my legs.
date harry potter or ron weasley?
I dont go that way, but i would date herminey(SP?) ;)
Get nothing for christmas or be the next Will Smith?
Huh. I'd definitely rather get nothing for Christmas than get the fame, net worth, and racial recognition similar to Will Smith
Would you rather lie to your mom or your dad
dad.
would you rather listen to the fray or rhianna?
the fray
would you rather drown to death or burn to death?
Drown.
Would you rather be shot or be stabbed?
shot..
would you rather buy and Xbox or a PS3
Xbox. I already have a PS3.
Would you rather die or be brain dead?
Die.
Would you rather be a movie star or a pop star?
movie star...
would you rather die asleep or awake?
Awake.
Would you rather lose your eyes or your ears?
Ears...I think.
Would you rather have to make out with a monkey or a cow?
lol monkey because bananas are better than grass
would you rather date your neighbor or a rich snob?
date a rich snob, because you'll most likely get to a fancy resturant and you don't have to worry about your neighbor's parents being all up in your business. And anyways, if you hated how the date went, you don't ever have to date the snob again.
would you rather get pregnant at 16 or have sex for the first time at age 30?
sex at 30
would you rather f*ck sean or tung?
Shit. Thats a hard one.
Tung.
Would you rather f*ck a chicken or a puppy?
Uh....I'll take a puppy since they're cuddly
WOuld you rather f*ck Lady GaGa or Pat Perry?
wtf lady gag
would you rather f*ck tung or josephcohen
tung.
would you rather drink pee or skeet
That depends on what the contributer eats. If they eat well, then skeet.
Would you rather get raped by Tung or have consensual sex with Tung?
Neither but raped. cause that way he'd be put in prison and I wouldnt have done it by my own will.
I'd rather do both, because you didn't give any options.
AIDS or cancer?
Aids. ;/
Boxxy or Fred?
Boxxy.
Kill Boxxy or kill fred?
Fred fo' sho' (I replied to one above you, haha, but i would kill fred)
WYR kill someone or rape someone.
Rape.
Be gay or be black?
lolll what? i rather beee black & gay :D. i don't like to choosee the two things i love! hahahahah (x jkay.
would you rather eat glass or drink chlorine?
Eating glass sounds yummy:)
If your a guy..have your man part cut off or your toes
if your a girl...become a guy or be bald for the rest of your life!
Im a guy: My toes, most def, even though id have to like stoll around in a wheelchair hahaha.
Jump of the Empire State Building and live, or be burnt to a crisp and live?
Empire state building.
And youd prob just wear special shoes dude!
Would you rather sleep in jail overnight for streaking in the mall or smashing a windshield.
Smashing a windshield,
Would you like a big slice of f*ck you from everyone from cb
or
Be banned from cb
Be Banned
Would you rather play Kobe one on one or Lebron?
Can I pick neither? I don't know how to play basketball.
Would you rather have autism or Downs syndrome?
Downs
WYR be in the movie Saw, or in the movie Jason?
shit.. Jason i guess...
would you rather have sex laying in broken glass or burning coal??
Glass, thats removable.
WYR Go to school in nothing but your underwear, or die masturbating?
...oooh
Go to school in my underwear, rather feel a breeze i think
would you rather make out with a sibling
or
post a naked picture of yourself on the internet?
Blizzard. I have damn near already done it before anyway.
Herpes or Crabs?
Crabs
No voice or no sight
No voice.
Would you rather get a New Moon shirt or Nerdy Glasses?
Nerdy glasses ftw!
lol though i hate twilight..
would you rather doEdward Cullen or Jacob :p
Jacob. Have you ever seen True Blood, cause those vampires know the meaning of rough sex.
Would you rather be injected with poison or get electrocuted in the electric chair?
I rather wear the opposite gender's lingerie, so I can impress both genders.
Would you rather watch hard yaoi or soft yaoi?
both!
(i love your quote btw * A*)
would you rather be in a gay porno
or
run naked across your town
I'd rather drink my own.. who knows if that stranger has STDs or not.
Would you rather kill your friend or kill your cousin?
Kill my friend whose not really a friend. fcken backstabber.
would you rather have every single hair on your body plucked, or every fingernail ripped off?
Hair plucked off, it'll regrow faster.
Would you rather quit cB or quit life
Quit cB. /: I'm not ready to quit life.
Would you rather have a mansion in the middle of nowhere or an apartment with 10 friends?
I'd rather live in a mansion in the middle of nowhere.
Would you rather eat Eminem’s that were dropped into the toilet, or eat someone’s already chewed food?
Already chewed food.
Would you rather be caught having sex at school with another student or be caught fooling around with your teacher?
Caught with friend.
Would you rather be Lady GaGa for a day or be Elton John for a day?
lady gaga. LOLL
would you rather have a ps3 or an xbox?
ps3 = blueray & gaming heaven.
Would you rather have a touch-screen tv or an Auto-pilot car?
touch screen tv...I think
Would you rather be a luger or a long jumper for the olympics?
long jumper.
Would you rather have a twin brother or a twin sister?
Twin Sister!
oh way I already have that! :'D
Would you rather have a son or a daughter?
son
Would you rather eat McDonalds for the rest of your life or only eat Taco Bell for the rest of your life.
f*cking taco bell
would you rather go to japan or france
japan
kicked in the head or kicked in the throat, mane?
head.
Kicked in the Vagina or teh Boobies/
boobs.
would you rather sleep on a bed of hot coals or a bed of nails?
bed of hot coals, i heard it helps you.
would you rather go to school naked or go to a family party naked
school.
sex or head (the title of this thread always reminds me of 3 six mafia's "I'd rather")
sex.
would you rather be my friend or be my enemy
friend
would you rather get jizz or soap in your eye.
soap in my eye, it's easier to clean
would you rather hug a porcupine or swim with a piranha
sex
steven you rollin?
drugs or alcohol
alcohol
bara or shota
i dont know
be a porn star or stripper
stripper
would you rather be god or be satan
hav a vagina or penis?
both
would you rather visit Singapore or South Korea?
South Korea
Field Hockey or Lacrosse?
lacrosse.
pork or beef?
beeef.
blackberry or itouch?
itouchy!
date a fat chick with a wonderful personality or date a skinny chick with a fck up attitude?
skinny. fat chicks are the worst.
^you never ask questions!!
Ride a bear or a cheetah?