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Blueiyzboy
post May 21 2004, 11:14 PM
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GOT CREATEBLOG?
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I jus found a little something....

If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once. You get eaten only once, too. It takes four minutes to get hard, and only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!

_smile.gif Enjoy!
 
fiji_kid
post May 22 2004, 02:07 PM
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omg.. thats so funny
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the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom!

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xtremeliquid
post May 22 2004, 02:13 PM
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Pretty funny.
 
LatinaLady
post May 22 2004, 09:56 PM
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Look its...
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i heard it before but yeah thats cool. lol
 
ANG33ZY
post May 23 2004, 12:49 AM
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haha.
 
*AngelicEyz00*
post May 23 2004, 12:44 PM
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haha, that is a funny joke tongue.gif niiiiiice
 
01-supergirl
post May 23 2004, 01:05 PM
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HAHAHA! lmfao hilariouss stuff.
 
Got Shibby?
post May 23 2004, 04:24 PM
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Ha, I have that as my away message on AIM.
 
lcapk
post May 23 2004, 04:59 PM
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lol hahaha
 
darkcoldplace
post May 23 2004, 05:02 PM
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haha...the mom that sat on your face was so funny...lol lmao...rofl.. tongue.gif
 
xBaNaNaSpLiT
post May 31 2004, 02:03 PM
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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mai_z
post May 31 2004, 04:46 PM
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heheheh nice
 
FlyingFries
post May 31 2004, 05:43 PM
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always confused
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laugh.gif ......tatz funny
 
faithin_felix
post May 31 2004, 07:42 PM
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i don't feel sad anymores. _smile.gif poor egg.
 
Winter
post Jun 2 2004, 03:02 AM
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Lol awesome!
 
*liquidize*
post Jun 2 2004, 06:58 PM
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i can't imagine being hard for only a couple minutes , and then being soft forever. not to mention i only get laid once for a couple of minutes since thats the only time i'll be hard. damn..humpty dumpty had it bad.
 
LiNHy POO
post Jun 2 2004, 07:19 PM
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haha!! very funny!! in a perverted way! shifty.gif
 
dani41790
post Jun 2 2004, 08:14 PM
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hahaha omg lmao das funni laugh.gif
 
islandkiss
post Jun 14 2004, 07:53 PM
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lol.
 
kirbymuixo
post Jun 14 2004, 09:28 PM
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Haha...that's so funny! laugh.gif
 
CoLd_FlAmE
post Jun 14 2004, 09:33 PM
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why did i put this here?
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that was from gonebuddy.com funny though
 
easilyxamusedx
post Jun 14 2004, 09:40 PM
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hey hott pants.
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yeah i've heard that before.
but it made me smile. _smile.gif
 
conster
post Jun 14 2004, 10:27 PM
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doot doot doot
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haha yeah i heard it too it was funny wen i first heard it
 
simplysweet259
post Jun 15 2004, 01:14 AM
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i like that. =) its funny.
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 01:37 AM
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Lol.. nice.
 

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