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post Jul 25 2006, 09:42 AM
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What is the dumbest pick up line any one has said to you
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 11:50 AM
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i do not get pick up lines :(
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 12:03 PM
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^i don't either
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 12:19 PM
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HAHAHA that's pretty lame.. But I get the retarded ones. Like:

"My place or yours?"
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 12:25 PM
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"I Lost my #, Can I have yours?"
or
"Did it hurt?" "What?" "When you fell from heaven".


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He was joking, of course. Trying to be cheesy. It worked.
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 12:34 PM
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Hahahaha. I don't get pickup lines T_T
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 12:41 PM
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"How old are you?
"Thirteen"
"Daaaaamn. I thought you were 18 at least. I'm 21."
"..Oh.."
[stares at me]
"I really wish you would've lied to me. Damn."

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Not much of a pickup line, but memorable to say the least.
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 12:51 PM
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- Was your father a terrorist? Because you're a bomb.

It isn't mine, I got it off the internet.
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 01:02 PM
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"Okay, we just made eye contact, and that's like third base for me. Would you make me the happiest man alive and shake my hand?"

This was while I was working.. Poor guy.
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 01:31 PM
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i dont get pick of lines...but the pick up lines ^ is like really funni..and stupid..
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 01:35 PM
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QUOTE(Libertie @ Jul 25 2006, 11:02 AM) *
"Okay, we just made eye contact, and that's like third base for me. Would you make me the happiest man alive and shake my hand?"

This was while I was working.. Poor guy.

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I.. don't get pick up lines. Unless it's a guy friend joking around. mellow.gif
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 01:58 PM
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so baby how do you want your eggs for tomorrow
scrambled or fertilized.

i may not be fred flinstone but i can sure make your bedrock.
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 02:12 PM
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"So um, how'd you like to see my rubix cube? shifty.gif"

Completely lame, but hey, it worked. Four months and going strong.
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 02:13 PM
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I really like it when they hit you up with a fobby accent. Thats an A for effort in my book.
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 02:35 PM
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QUOTE(dangjer @ Jul 25 2006, 12:13 PM) *
I really like it when they hit you up with a fobby accent. Thats an A for effort in my book.


HAHA rofl1.gif

this guy used a pickup line on me once but i forgot it.
and then i started laughing like crazy and he walked back to his friends.
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post Jul 25 2006, 03:10 PM
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i dont get pick lines ; i get

-"hey baby"
-they whistle
-they 'psssss'
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 03:13 PM
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QUOTE(aubbob. @ Jul 25 2006, 11:58 AM) *
so baby how do you want your eggs for tomorrow
scrambled or fertilized.

i may not be fred flinstone but i can sure make your bedrock.


Mann, seriously, that one is funny.

We have played around with pick-up lines, but nothing was said for real.
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 03:19 PM
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Why don't you make like a hockey player, and get the puck ou
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Pick up lines are dumb they never work unless it's a ho or sumthin. lol jk shifty.gif
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 03:29 PM
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I wouldn't say this pick up line is dumb, but here goes.

him: Hey Lib, you've taken calculus right?
me: yea.
him: So you'll understand what I mean when I say,
"Lib, can I be the tangent line to your curves?"


I think it's kinda korney & disgusting in a mathematical way. pinch.gif
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 03:45 PM
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after one of my football game a girl was like "let me get your jersey?"

then i was like "what about next weeks game, what am i going to wear?"

then she said.. "nooo your jersey, as in your name and number ;-) ."
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 04:22 PM
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Um... how about... "will you go out with me?"... some girl said that to me once, and I had never met her in my life... I didn't even know her name... I guess if I were to use a pick up line I would say.... "Hi my name is Josh, what's yours?" or if I wanted to hang out and get to know someone I would say, "Would you mind going out for lunch sometime?"

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post Jul 25 2006, 04:24 PM
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^thats lame though.
okay nevermind since you editted it.

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"I Lost my #, Can I have yours?"
or
"Did it hurt?" "What?" "When you fell from heaven".


lol, someone actually used those on me once.
I just looked at them oddly and inched away.
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 04:37 PM
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if i created the alphabet i would put u and i together...

and of course the, did it hurt?....did what hurt?....when you fell from heaven cuz surely you are an angel....


and my favorite one was when i went into a mexican restaurant and i when i turned around i had almost the whole staff staring...then i went into the back to use the restroom and the guy walked out and said, "aye mami you are beautiful" not the typical pick up but still made me blush...

then there was when i broke my toaster and i was on the phone with my boyfriend, and said well all my toast is black and hotter then hell. and he said...just like you like your men....
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 04:44 PM
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post Jul 25 2006, 04:53 PM
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QUOTE(This Confession @ Jul 25 2006, 5:24 PM) *
^thats lame though.
okay nevermind since you editted it.
lol, someone actually used those on me once.
I just looked at them oddly and inched away.


whts lame?

maybe i should say... "Hey honey, whats your story.. would you like a nice f**kin tonight?"

Or how about...

"I would like to try you on like a flesh tuxito"
 
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