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post Jun 13 2009, 01:59 AM
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Yo go to this site and chat with a random stranger:

http://omegle.com/


Post the convos here.


You: hi
Stranger: Hai
You: are you a male or female
Stranger: Femae
Stranger: Female*
You: how old are you
Stranger: 14.
You: you ever heard of pedo bear
Stranger: Yes.
You: hahaha
You: good cuz i think i gott exit
You: goodbye
You: =(
You have disconnected.

 
Mikeplyts
post Jun 13 2009, 02:01 AM
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Stranger: hello
You: sup
Stranger: noffink
Stranger: being on omegle, nothing to do atm
Stranger: yourself?
You: a broye from cb told me to come to this site
You: you male or female?
Stranger: male
Stranger: youse?
You: oh well
You: then goodbye



mellow.gif hmm.
 
Harp
post Jun 13 2009, 02:03 AM
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LOL. i do this all the time.
 
Harp
post Jun 13 2009, 02:10 AM
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You: i love you.
Stranger: repeat!
You: i
You: love
You: you
Stranger: pardon?
You: i love you.
Stranger: it is funny
Stranger: why you love me
You: because...you are like...my angel.
Stranger: your angle?
Stranger: i am a devil
You: oh, that works too.
Stranger: peaches and cream
You: you can be my peaches and cream.
Stranger: sounds sweet
You: iknowrite.
You: so are we gonna bang or what?
Stranger: you are a little foxy
You: i know...
Stranger: look before you leap
You: don't break out your wise shit on me, prz.
Stranger: of course
You: of course what?
You: u know engrish?
Stranger: you can tell me
You: ...
You: ok bye.
You have disconnected.



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Tung
post Jun 13 2009, 02:21 AM
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this was mines.

Stranger: i
Stranger: love
Stranger: you
You: pardon?
Stranger: i love you.
You: it is funny
You: why you love me
Stranger: because...you are like...my angel.
You: your angle?
You: i am a devil
Stranger: oh, that works too.
You: peaches and cream
Stranger: you can be my peaches and cream.
You: sounds sweet

 
nikx618
post Jun 13 2009, 02:33 AM
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Stranger: hi
You: HI
Stranger: asl?
You: 45 m FL
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


LMFAO. this bitch disconnected me -.-
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You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: first look the picture
Stranger: http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/5454/236267...64850777164.jpg
You: EWW
You have disconnected.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 
nyaa---
post Jun 13 2009, 03:14 AM
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I love this site.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl?
You: 3/F/cali
Stranger: real age plz
You: 17
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: It's time for a revolution up in this bitch.
Stranger: we'll need /b/lackup
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

<3 my macros.
 
datass
post Jun 13 2009, 03:41 AM
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You: i love you
You:
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You: do you love me too?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




oh man!
 
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post Jun 13 2009, 04:41 AM
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what would you do for a klondike bar?
You: I would drive to the store.
Stranger: what if it was the last klondike bar... indeed the last chocolate on earth?
You: I would still only drive to the store. I don't like them enough to go crazy over them.
Stranger: would you shit on a homeless persons chest?
You: Reminds me of some porn I saw not too long ago.
Stranger: would you kill your family?
You: Also reminds me of some porn I saw not too long ago.
Stranger: would you wrestle a bear?
You: Now I do love me some of that animal porn.
Stranger: that reminds me of porn
Stranger: naked bear wrastlin'
You: In the ass.
You: Gay bear sex is the best bear sex.
Stranger: gay bear sex should be the only sex.... period
You: I don't know, dog sex is pretty hot too.
Stranger: but you don't get the same addrenaline rush from a docile dog ... they know you will give them treats afterwards
You: I had dog sex once. True story.
You: He got no treats.
Stranger: I mean a bear could, quit literally rip your face off with one swipe
You: Bear sex is next on my list.
You: Maybe we could get some bondage up in this bitch.
Stranger: I'm thinking of rats as the future of animal porn
You: As long as it's rat on rat, because human on rat wouldn't turn out so well for the rat.
Stranger: godam little things fit just like a condom ... then you could f*ck a bear afterwards and shit on it's chest
Stranger: of course keeping the rat on the whole time
You: Who needs to keep it on?
Stranger: anyone of course. f*ck a rat in the morning and wear it like a trophy all day
Stranger: open the mouth of the rat to pee
You: I still think mice are better than rats.
You: They fit tighter.
Stranger: you'd have to have a micro dick for that though
Stranger: I'd end up ripping one in half.
You: I'm pretty sure I would rip a rat in half too.
Stranger: duct tape that mother f*cker
You: Unless it's one of those rats the size of a large dog.
Stranger: oh yeah those are fun
You: Then I'd probably only rip it a little.
Stranger: f*cking jesus'
You: Good plan
Stranger: baby jesus, teen jesus, or adult jesus?
You: All three.
You: Dead jesus too
Stranger: father son and a holy baby
You: It has the potential to be great.
Stranger: we need to make a time machine ... I need a sharpie and a he-man chalkboard
You: Don't forget the paper clip. Can't Macguiver shit without a paper clip.
Stranger: I thought that went without saying though.
You: Well you need either a paper clip or a flux capacitor.
Stranger: preferably both
You: Either one will do, but the paper clip is easier to find if you don't hang around many Delorians.
Stranger: that's why the delorian stopped production. flux capacitors are expensive as shit
You: That and traveling through time whenever you're speeding on the interestate is a bitch.
Stranger: alright now that we have everything I'll draw a penis on the he-man chalk board with the sharpie. then I'll set the paper clip on top of the he-man thingie and away we go!
You: That should work. I can't see any reason why it wouldn't.
Stranger: it's elemental my dear watson
You have disconnected.

That last line, he got it wrong.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: Both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
fire
post Jun 13 2009, 05:07 AM
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: if you could chop off a leg which would it be?
You: would you let me eat it when youre done?
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
You: I'm very hungry here
Stranger: I can only say that you are abnormal
You: YOU'RE A COMPUTER I KNEW IT!
Stranger: NO,
Stranger: i'm from china
You: THATS WHAT A COMPUTER WOULD SAY!
You: THEY MAKE COMPUTERS IN CHINA!
You: ergo COMPUTER!
Stranger: I am a person, not a computer
You: PROVE IT
Stranger: ..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: why does my cheese smell funny?
Stranger: because bacteria are decomposing it
You: i licked it and now my tongue is numb
You: FIXIT
Stranger: enjoy your death
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
nyaa---
post Jun 13 2009, 05:29 AM
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QUOTE(fire @ Jun 13 2009, 05:07 AM) *
You: keso?

Queso, get it right.
 
fire
post Jun 13 2009, 05:56 AM
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lawls, now you look like a fools
 
pkbabe
post Jun 13 2009, 03:12 PM
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where r u come from?
You: america
Stranger: I came from Taiwan
You: I see
Stranger: how r u today?
You: I'm ok
You: Star Wars <3
Stranger: ?
Stranger: which area you live in USA?
You: near the ocean
Stranger: hum...
Stranger: which drama or film do you like?
You: Star Wars
You: Do you not know how to read?
Stranger: perhaps, I'm not use to read english book
You: What does an english book have to do with anything?
You: We ain't in school dude
You: >.>
Stranger: I'm not dude, and I don't understand what you say
You: So you a broad?
You: alright...sry for the mistake
You: So what kind of shit goes down in Taiwan?
Stranger: okay, I don't like your word, you have your own problem but I don't care
Stranger: have a nice day
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: Ni hao
Stranger: ni hao
You: Guten tag
You: Jambo
Stranger: bom jour
You: Buon giorno
Stranger: oh
You: Czesc
You: Zdravstvuite
Stranger: arigaddo
You: Al Salaam a' alaykum
You: Annyong ha shimnikka
Stranger: jerusalem
You: Konichiwa
Stranger: shut up
You: Bonjour
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 
hypnotique
post Jun 13 2009, 03:29 PM
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: Hello there *Shnarf shnarf*
You: How are you doing?
Stranger: I'm fine, u? *Shnarf shnarf*
You: im great! i just have a cold
Stranger: Aah, that sucks=/ *Shnarf shnarf*
You: yeah, im tempted to take a nap
Stranger: You should do that ye^^ *Shnarf shnarf*
You: I just hate sleeping during the day
Stranger: It's already night over here *Shnarf shnarf*
You: Oh where are you at?
Stranger: Netherlands ^^ *Shnarf shnarf*
You: Oh fun :D


Im waiting for them to get butthurt as to why im not saying anything about their *Shnarf shnarf*

edit//
Stranger: ^^ *Shnarf shnarf*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
sixfive
post Jun 13 2009, 03:34 PM
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Stranger: have you got a msn ?
You: no :[ i'm on vacation from singapore
You: where are you from
Stranger: turkey
You: oh?
You: thats kinda kinky
Stranger: :)
Stranger: can you show me your photo ?
You: hmm
You: let me find one
Stranger: ok :)
You: http://i40.tinypic.com/4l4yt.jpg
You: *blush*
Stranger: what the hell is that :D
You: i'm in the middle :[
You: i lost weight now though
Stranger: you're f right?
You: yes
You: oh shit did i link the wrong thing?
Stranger: yes
You: oh
You: my bad :(
You: forgive me
You: http://i39.tinypic.com/6gvi2o.jpg
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: shit
You: i do that
You: a lot
Stranger: what the hell is :@
You: it's me ona sunday afternoon
You: i have good aim
Stranger: f*ck you
Stranger: bitch
You: ....
Stranger: http://i39.tinypic.com/6gvi2o.jpg what the hell is that bitch
You: why are you so mean
You: im going to tell my girlfriend
You: and she'll tell you what's up
You: she's almost done downstairs if you know what i mean
You: shes mad at me because i didnt shave all the way though :x
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ni hao
You: :]
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
pandemonium
post Jun 13 2009, 05:32 PM
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: sup
You: sup
You: hola
You: are you there pendejo!
Stranger: what?
Stranger: no spanish, sorry
You: who r u
You: answer me!!
You: i command you!
Stranger: who i am?
Stranger: well
Stranger: im a little drunk
Stranger: thats who i am
Stranger: and you?
You: i am on dope ! :D
Stranger: that kinda sucks
You: so.. asl
Stranger: no illegal drugs here
You: oh noo...
Stranger: 22 m germany
You: they're not illegal
Stranger: do you like lady gaga?
You: they're medical drugs
You: i just take alot :P
You: and no..
Stranger: well
Stranger: then u suck
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: lady gaga
Stranger: gonna rule the world one day
You: f*ck ya!! bitch
You: ill f*ck her before she does
Stranger: i wanna see that
Stranger: :)
Stranger: so where u from?
You: i'll give her to you after im done..
You: but it'll take a while
Stranger: thats kind of u
Stranger: 1-2 min?
You: that hoe likes all of this
You: hell no..
You: that hoe likes it rough!!
You: prob. more than an hour
Stranger: u sure?
You: chyeahh..
Stranger: i dont think so
Stranger: i think shes a virgin
Stranger: btw
You: haha..
Stranger: i know that she is
You: that what every girl sayss
Stranger: and
Stranger: lets stop this chat, women are around who read this -_-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha :D
 
AbbeyMarie
post Jun 13 2009, 05:44 PM
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Stranger: hiii
You: male or female
Stranger: female
Stranger: u
You: I used to be a man
Stranger: age?
You: 47
You: u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hoes can be so harless sometimes.


QUOTE(kryogenix @ Jun 13 2009, 03:34 PM) *
Stranger: have you got a msn ?
You: no :[ i'm on vacation from singapore
You: where are you from
Stranger: turkey
You: oh?
You: thats kinda kinky
Stranger: :)
Stranger: can you show me your photo ?
You: hmm
You: let me find one
Stranger: ok :)
You: http://i40.tinypic.com/4l4yt.jpg
You: *blush*
Stranger: what the hell is that :D
You: i'm in the middle :[
You: i lost weight now though
Stranger: you're f right?
You: yes
You: oh shit did i link the wrong thing?
Stranger: yes
You: oh
You: my bad :(
You: forgive me
You: http://i39.tinypic.com/6gvi2o.jpg
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: shit
You: i do that
You: a lot
Stranger: what the hell is :@
You: it's me ona sunday afternoon
You: i have good aim
Stranger: f*ck you
Stranger: bitch
You: ....
Stranger: http://i39.tinypic.com/6gvi2o.jpg what the hell is that bitch
You: why are you so mean
You: im going to tell my girlfriend
You: and she'll tell you what's up
You: she's almost done downstairs if you know what i mean
You: shes mad at me because i didnt shave all the way though :x
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ni hao
You: :]
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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hypnotique
post Jun 13 2009, 05:57 PM
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: 19/f/il you?
Stranger: 16 f uk
You: how are you?
Stranger: great thankss :) u?
You: im sick in bed for today
You: :(
Stranger: awwh bless u
Stranger: whats up?
You: im watching star trek currently. how about you?
Stranger: watching a comedy night on channel 4 lol
You: that sounds cool. man my throat is killing me
Stranger: lol mine is off laughing! u got a cold like?
You: Yes :(
Stranger: awwh
Stranger: whats the weather like where u are lol
You: its hot as hell currently lol
Stranger: lucky bugga
You: is it cold over there
You: ?

so far we are having a normal conversation
 
AbbeyMarie
post Jun 13 2009, 05:59 PM
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: can I put it in your butt
Stranger: not unless you want a smackh in the face
You: It will only be for a second I swear
Stranger: you like putting your cock in guys butts?
You: who doesn't?
Stranger: me
You: YOU FREAK
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: I want to butter your biscuit
Stranger: looooooooooool
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Cyanide-
post Jun 13 2009, 06:06 PM
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: sup
Stranger: asl
You: 15 male florida you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
AbbeyMarie
post Jun 13 2009, 06:22 PM
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: male or female
Stranger: female
Stranger: u
You: Who the f*ck let you out of the kitchen hoe?
Stranger: :Dlol
You: Make me sandwich
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
emberfly
post Jun 13 2009, 06:50 PM
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You: Why didn't you call me last night?
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think I scared him sad.gif


edit:

Stranger: hi, i am 18 male looking for another male
You: that's disturbing
Stranger: so f*ck you
You: you wish
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Blyat
post Jun 13 2009, 07:08 PM
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Lol he was nice too (we all know that im not really a 15 year old asaim american boy)


2470 users onlineConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: 你好
Stranger: how are u?
You: terrific you?
Stranger: You come from
Stranger: Taiwan
Stranger: and u?
You: america
Stranger: lol
You: Taiwan is pretty :D like you
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: 18 years old
Stranger: and u?

You: 15
Stranger: m / f
You: male
Stranger: wow
Stranger: me too
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: The US is very big
Stranger: Taiwan is very small
You: Lol
Stranger: haha
You: well U.s is also big for something else :p
Stranger: Has the girlfriend
Stranger: Has the girlfriend?
You: lucky
You: nope
Stranger: so ..
Stranger: me too
You: single?
Stranger: Comes this to look for the girlfriend
You: i come to look for a boyfriend
Im Japanese american <3
 
Blyat
post Jun 13 2009, 07:13 PM
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QUOTE(kryogenix @ Jun 13 2009, 04:34 PM) *
Stranger: have you got a msn ?
You: no :[ i'm on vacation from singapore
You: where are you from
Stranger: turkey
You: oh?
You: thats kinda kinky
Stranger: :)
Stranger: can you show me your photo ?
You: hmm
You: let me find one
Stranger: ok :)
You: http://i40.tinypic.com/4l4yt.jpg
You: *blush*
Stranger: what the hell is that :D
You: i'm in the middle :[
You: i lost weight now though
Stranger: you're f right?
You: yes
You: oh shit did i link the wrong thing?
Stranger: yes
You: oh
You: my bad :(
You: forgive me
You: http://i39.tinypic.com/6gvi2o.jpg
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: shit
You: i do that
You: a lot
Stranger: what the hell is :@
You: it's me ona sunday afternoon
You: i have good aim
Stranger: f*ck you
Stranger: bitch
You: ....
Stranger: http://i39.tinypic.com/6gvi2o.jpg what the hell is that bitch
You: why are you so mean
You: im going to tell my girlfriend
You: and she'll tell you what's up
You: she's almost done downstairs if you know what i mean
You: shes mad at me because i didnt shave all the way though :x
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ni hao
You: :]
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Lol that's great biggrin.gif
 
emberfly
post Jun 13 2009, 07:16 PM
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Kryo's chat was so effing hilarious.
 

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