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 May 18 2004, 12:33 PM
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Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 943 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,007  |
say ur favorite pick up lines. mine is "do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by u again?"
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May 18 2004, 07:16 PM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
"you must be tired, 'cause you're running through my head the whole day."
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May 18 2004, 07:39 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,795 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,421 |
haha, these are funny but they never work
hm.. nothing that i can think of off the top of my head though.. oh, found some in my quotes collection: 322. If I had the letters "HRT", I can add "EA" to get a "HEART" Or "U" to get "HURT" But I’d rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U" 298. Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?- Anonymous |
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May 18 2004, 07:44 PM
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" You look like my second wife. "
" How many wives have you had? " " One. " and " Can I have a band-aid? " " Why?" " Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you. " - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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May 18 2004, 07:53 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ May 18 2004, 6:44 PM) " Can I have a band-aid? " " Why?" " Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you. " - Chinkieeyedpnoi i have heard that one many times....sadly i have no pick up lines... |
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May 18 2004, 11:50 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ May 18 2004, 7:44 PM) " You look like my second wife. " " How many wives have you had? " " One. " and " Can I have a band-aid? " " Why?" " Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you. " - Chinkieeyedpnoi awww, that is so cute. |
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May 19 2004, 12:32 AM
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Here are some that a friend gave me (He got it from a book, he's such a guy...some are nasty...sorry, but they're just so funny)
1) The word of the day is legs. Now let's go back to my place and spread the word. 2) Hi, My name is Milk and I want to do your body good. 3) Did you know the human body is 80% water. Man, am I thirsty. 4) I've got cable. 5) Are you legal? 6) My name is right. Mr. Right. Well, that's all for now folks. |
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May 19 2004, 06:41 PM
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*marie* Group: Member Posts: 180 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,051 |
haha. those were good ones.! umm...some i've heard from guys:
"Can i borrow a quarter?" "why?" "Because i told my mother i'd call her the second i meet the girl im going to marry" " is your father a thief? becuase he must have taken all the stars and put them in your eyes." and the ever so popular... "Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart." |
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May 19 2004, 07:55 PM
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 Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
i dont have any favorites..i think all pick-up lines are lame...
did you wash your pants in windex?? no, why cos i can see myself in them.... is your father a baker?? no why cos you've got a nice set of buns i lost my number, can i have yours?? i lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me 2nite?? wanna go out for pizza and sex?? no why you dont like pizza?? yeah..theres tons more..i however think they are lame |
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May 19 2004, 10:10 PM
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 WUT THA DUCK? Group: Member Posts: 3,950 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,138 |
i think pick-up lines are cute... but meant for desprete guys
 my ex told me sum of these...Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away! I haven’t taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world. Your name must be Campbell ’cause you’re Mmm! Mmm! Good. ^^ those are my favorites! but i like the 3rd one the best! 
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May 20 2004, 07:22 PM
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 -Moo?- Group: Member Posts: 99 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,414 |
Has anyone ever called you the sun? Cuz you sure light up my life...
* slaps knee* da da ching. |
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May 22 2004, 11:44 AM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
QUOTE If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world aww that's so sweet..... pickup lines are cheesy but they make fun icebreakers lolz |
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May 23 2004, 01:21 AM
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Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house. Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good. Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes. Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place. Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. |
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May 23 2004, 03:24 AM
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 hey sexy Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,042 |
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together. Are you a surgeon? 'Cause you've just took my heart away! Bond. James Bond. Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? these are so lame 
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May 24 2004, 02:28 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol some of these pick up lines r funni
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May 27 2004, 01:30 AM
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 Live Your Own Party Group: Member Posts: 1,261 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,489 |
i don't use pick-up lines. i'm so good all i need is some pick-up sticks. har har.
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May 27 2004, 02:52 AM
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 Pfft, your mom. Group: Member Posts: 21 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,358 |
These are a few a homeboy of mine told me.
 Gotta love homeboys. *lol** How do you like your eggs in the morning? Sunny side up, scrambled or fertilized? * If I worked for U.P.S. would you let me handle your package? * Are you a parking ticket, because you have "FINE" written all over you. * Excuse me, is your daddy a terrorist? Just wondering, because you are the bomb girl! |
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Apr 26 2005, 10:46 PM
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lols i don`t have any pick up lines. but the comments are funny to read, i learned alot lols<3
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Apr 27 2005, 07:19 AM
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 College Dude Group: Member Posts: 177 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 106,527 |
yeah.. they really are fun to read... here's one i heard from my friends..
"u look familiar. i just saw you last night." -"where?" "in my dream.." cheesy.. i know... hahahhaha |
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Apr 27 2005, 09:13 AM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 9 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 124,763 |
is your father a terrorist, cuz baby, ur the bomb..!
wanna play pearl harbor? its a game where i sit back and you blow the heck out of me. :) the second one is kinda off, lol, but its a pick up line nevertheless. |
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Apr 27 2005, 12:42 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 224 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,180 |
heh. pickup lines always make me laugh.
i don't know exactly how this one goes, but it's something like it. boy: "let me see the tag on your shirt. exactly as i thought, made in heaven." |
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Apr 28 2005, 01:23 PM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
"I'm lost, can you take me home with you?"
My friend wore a shirt with that written on the front for the first day of school. |
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Apr 28 2005, 03:31 PM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
If you were a boogey i'd pick you.
my love for you is like diarreah, i cant hold it in. AHHA YOURS A FREAKING HILAROUS. QUOTE(LiNHy POO @ May 19 2004, 10:10 PM) i think pick-up lines are cute... but meant for desprete guys
my ex told me sum of these...Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away! I haven’t taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world. Your name must be Campbell ’cause you’re Mmm! Mmm! Good. ^^ those are my favorites! but i like the 3rd one the best!  |
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Apr 29 2005, 03:20 PM
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gRaCiE Group: Member Posts: 350 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 96,997 |
all the ones i know have already been said.
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Apr 29 2005, 03:37 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
QUOTE(LiNHy POO @ May 19 2004, 9:10 PM) If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world. That's Billy Martin's pickup line. He's awesome :3 |
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